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Postby pip » Thu Apr 21, 2011 12:55 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Doesn't it just?

I'm such a salesperson's dream that I rang the company that maintains our computers a few years ago, to order a toner for the printer.

By the time I'd put the phone down, I'd spent £400 of my own money buying a laptop and associated accessories.

:roll: :oops:

Everytime I rang Judi after that, I started with the words "Don't sell me anything". :lol:


Was it her Judi mind tricks :oops: :lol:
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:04 pm

I'm guessing that's a Star Wars reference?
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.

The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Postby pip » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:05 pm

Yep. And not a very good one :oops:
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Postby Quatermass » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:06 pm

pip wrote:Yep. And not a very good one :oops:


It wasn't THAT bad. I smiled... :)
Yami: Wanna play a game?
Ushio: What sort of game-
Yami: First one to die loses!
Ushio: ...
Yami: Look! the Queen of Spades!
Ushio: What does that do-
Yami: You lose!
Ushio: *falls* UAHHHHHHHHH!
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Postby pip » Thu Apr 21, 2011 1:17 pm

6 out of ten on the Q scale :wink: :lol:
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Postby Dotsie » Thu Apr 21, 2011 2:29 pm

:lol: I liked it! "This isn't the laptop you're looking for..."
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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