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by **DaveC** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:10 pm

I don't know whether to feel sorry for her or not. My first post on here was to ask a question, but it was for my self, not a project + I did introduce myself first. Maybe she'll be back, if she visits the Drum first and we get her drunk.

by **pip** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:11 pm

Sounds like a plan.
All are welcome but we won't do your homework

by **meerkat** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:13 pm

poohcarrot wrote:I'm suffering from what is known in medical circles as "Meerkat's R".

This causes sufferers to either put the "R" in the wrong part of the word (eg; prot), or miss it out totally.

The doctor told me I was a ight pick!

I've never had a condition named after me befroe! :lol:

by **Tonyblack** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:14 pm

I've got nothing against people asking questions, especially if they are Pratchett related, but I'd like to know a bit more about the person asking and the project first. I don't think that's unreasonable.

by **poohcarrot** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:15 pm

Hi all (and DaveC) I'm a newbie.

Could you just answer these questions.

1. What's your address?
2. When are you out of the house?
3. What's your bank account and credit card numbers?
4. What's your fave sex position?
5. Have you ever had a gay experience?
6. What size condoms do you use?

by **meerkat** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:15 pm

You are right,Tony. Politeness gets you everywhere!

by **pip** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:16 pm

very true tony.
we even have a questions thread which lilMaibe used .
So why did you think she was from Estonia

by **poohcarrot** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:16 pm

meerkat wrote:
poohcarrot wrote:I'm suffering from what is known in medical circles as "Meerkat's R".

This causes sufferers to either put the "R" in the wrong part of the word (eg; prot), or miss it out totally.

The doctor told me I was a ight pick!

I've never had a condition named after me befroe!

Actually it's called "Meerkat's Rs". :lol:

by **pip** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:20 pm

1. What's your address? - YES
2. When are you out of the house? YES
3. What's your bank account and credit card numbers? NO
4. What's your fave sex position? MAYBE
5. Have you ever had a gay experience? Sausage Ina Bun
6. What size condoms do you use? Next Tuesday

by **meerkat** » Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:21 pm

poohcarrot wrote:
meerkat wrote:
poohcarrot wrote:I'm suffering from what is known in medical circles as "Meerkat's R".

This causes sufferers to either put the "R" in the wrong part of the word (eg; prot), or miss it out totally.

The doctor told me I was a ight pick!

I've never had a condition named after me befroe!

Actually it's called "Meerkat's Rs".

ho ho!