Interesting point about Albert though - he's a much nicer person (in general except when somebody's mucking up his cushy number) living in Death's domain
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Yes, but he's been doing it for thousands of years! Sooner or later the world will end and he'll have to face whatever is waiting for him.Poohcarrots wrote:Tonyblack wrote:He's hardly 'living' now though, is he?
In retrospect Tony, your comment sounds like something Glenn Beck would say.![]()
Albert has a roof over his head, an easy job for life, as much food as he wants, as much tobacco as he wants and no money worries. He has everything Rincewind aspires to.
How many people in the world would give their right arm for all that?
Sorry I don't agree. You could say that people in prison have most of what Albert has got and at least most of them can look forward to leaving one day.Poohcarrots wrote:Surely Albert has found the philosophers stone, life everlasting, what everyone on Earth wants, and what Christianity claims it can deliver. How he chooses to spend eternity is up to him.
Maybe for him, he's in heaven. Do people get bored in heaven?
Death lets him stay because Death needs company. Death has taken on some human traits, one being, he doesn't want to be alone. Same reason for the Death of rats. Same reason he adopted Ysabelle, hired Mort and loves his grand-daughter Susan.
Albert strutted along the row, poking the occasional paunch with his staff. His mind danced and sang. Go back? Never! This was power, this was living: he'd challenge old boniface and spit in his empty eye.
Tonyblack wrote:I don't buy the idea that he's content to spend thousands of years in utter drudgery.
Tonyblack wrote:Sorry I don't agree. You could say that people in prison have most of what Albert has got and at least most of them can look forward to leaving one day.Poohcarrots wrote:Surely Albert has found the philosophers stone, life everlasting, what everyone on Earth wants, and what Christianity claims it can deliver. How he chooses to spend eternity is up to him.
Maybe for him, he's in heaven. Do people get bored in heaven?
Discworld Companion wrote:(in Death's house there is) a sort of endlessly recycled day.
It seems, however, that this entirely suits someone like Albert. Endless days filled with the same routine are something that makes a University wizard feel entirely at home. And he is, after all, a heirarchical creature. Wizards usually are.
Tonyblack wrote:Albert strutted along the row, poking the occasional paunch with his staff. His mind danced and sang. Go back? Never! This was power, this was living: he'd challenge old boniface and spit in his empty eye.
Tonyblack wrote:So why does Death choose Mort?
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