The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

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Postby deldaisy » Sun Feb 13, 2011 3:33 pm

John: Oil Rigger :D

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Postby Teppic » Sun Feb 13, 2011 9:17 pm

Medicament for significantly increasing the size of a man's inbox.

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Postby meerkat » Wed Feb 23, 2011 4:06 pm

sharp metal piece for cutting paper and not good at all for stabbing.



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Postby madam » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:16 pm

product description for paris hilton.

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Postby btlfannz » Fri Feb 25, 2011 3:24 am

Explosive device designed to clear poor areas of a city or
Device for self-inflicting deafness

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Postby Poohcarrotfc » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:12 pm

Warning Sham-Pooh


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Postby meerkat » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:41 pm

A boat desinged to sink safely so that you can travel underwater without drowning.

A cabbage from Sto Helit.
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Postby captainmeme » Sat Mar 05, 2011 9:51 pm

A piece of useless, but edible, vegetation which has been produced in the outskirts of a place that an author made up to make a certain book have a good storyline.

A smiley.
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Postby Teppic » Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:32 pm

Yellow symbol used to make sure everyone recognises an author's wit at the end of an often largely unfunny clacks :P

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Postby captainmeme » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:59 am

An imitation of a young human created from disintegrated dairy animal skeletons.

Cow.
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Postby meerkat » Sun Mar 06, 2011 11:20 am

Big job! Sez yoo! Awa' NacMacFeegle! Milkee thang, och! Aye!

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Postby MongoGutman » Wed Mar 09, 2011 11:09 pm

A place to keep your everything


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Postby archerinwood » Thu Mar 17, 2011 7:23 pm

the-implement-that-cooks-things-in-mysterious-and-invisible-ways. What do you think it is?
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Postby MongoGutman » Tue Mar 22, 2011 8:42 pm

A microwave oven

c'mon, I'm suprised no one's posted the blindingly obvious aqualung answer...
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Postby Ogamis » Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:19 pm

makes things hotter very quickly using specific wavelengths of electromagnetic waves device





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