And as an encore I shall prove black is white and get knocked down next time I use a zebra crossing. (more or less Douglas Adams re God in HHGTTG
You have no idea what I have done to some psychotherapists!
I'm one of those annoying people who delight in arguing from several standpoints and perspective. It's much more fun to screw with people's preconceptions simply by seeing an issue from both sides, top, bottom and sideways in time maybe if I'm on form...
In fact I'd probably have made a good Jesuit if they took women (maybe they do now?).
But no - I don't need gin to jump through these kind of hoops - I'm officially eccentric