The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

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Postby Birthday » Fri Feb 04, 2011 7:15 am

Device for the washing of clothes through the use of hot or cold water, white flakes and spinning.

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Postby meerkat » Fri Feb 04, 2011 5:23 pm

flat wooden board area for lying down resting head on pillow during dark hours.

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Postby deldaisy » Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:10 pm

Device used by sado-masochist females for self torture. Men don't seem to have these desires (mainly cause they cant see over thier bellies to SEE the scales.)

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Postby poohcarrot » Sat Feb 05, 2011 2:15 pm

According to the Beeb today, 10% of everyone in the world is obese.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-12357385

(I'm not!) :lol:
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Postby Birthday » Sat Feb 05, 2011 3:55 pm

Device for stopping of rain getting to head via water proff sheet of cloth.

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Postby btlfannz » Fri Feb 11, 2011 10:24 am

Device for expanding your knowledge of immoral images.

Isolating Transformer
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Postby deldaisy » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:38 pm

An isolation transformer is a transformer used to transfer electrical power from a source of alternating current (AC) power to some equipment or device while isolating the powered device from the power source, usually for safety. Isolation transformers provide galvanic isolation and are used to protect against electric shock, to suppress electrical noise in sensitive devices, or to transfer power between two circuits which must not be connected together.

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Postby deldaisy » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:42 pm

Sorry.....

A thingummyjig you plug into another whatsit thing to stop 3 million Christmas lights burning you and half the neigbourhood to the ground.

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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Feb 11, 2011 1:50 pm

Wanker - Someone who has a thingummyjig you plug into another whatsit thing to stop 3 million Christmas lights burning you and half the neigbourhood to the ground. (only joking Bacon! Don't go all sulky on us again. :lol: )

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Postby deldaisy » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:08 pm

:D :D :D
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Bacon: Stuff you should never cook naked for the new friend who stayed over last night cause it splatters and you will get burnt and then you will get sh***y because you are burnt and you NEVER eat bloody breakfast anyway.... and why the hell are you cooking HIM breakfast when he should have taken you OUT to breakfast.... and this relationship is going NOWHERE!!!! :evil: I don't even EAT EGGS!

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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:20 pm

Map = A something-you-are-happy-to-have-and-you really-appreciate-having-it device. :D
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Postby deldaisy » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:27 pm

and?
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:32 pm

Blu ray
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Postby deldaisy » Fri Feb 11, 2011 2:35 pm

A large underwater flat type fish who hasn't quite mastered the art of BEING a fish and who has to hold his breath for a really long tiime everytime he dives to the bottom of the ocean.

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Postby btlfannz » Sat Feb 12, 2011 4:02 am

A ballet costume slightly smaller than a three three

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