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Postby Catch-up » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:50 pm

:lol: I've superglued broken nails, but that's it. My sister used to work in an ER. They had a man come in once who's wife got angry with him and superglued his.... um.... privates :oops: to his stomach. :shock: That wasn't even the worst of the stories she had!
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Postby chris.ph » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:50 pm

happier :lol:
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Postby Tonyblack » Thu Mar 12, 2009 7:56 pm

:lol: Poor bugger! :lol:
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Postby Catch-up » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:01 pm

Could you imagine being the one to have to treat him and trying to keep a straight face? :lol:
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Postby The_Discworldaholic » Thu Mar 12, 2009 8:13 pm

lol but better than a Bobbit i fear ;)
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Postby Byakuran » Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:13 am

Haha, you can just imagine it!

*Doctor comes in to treat the patient*
Man: "Boy, am I glad to see you!"
Doctor: "Yes, I can see that!"
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Postby The_Discworldaholic » Fri Mar 13, 2009 11:01 am

Byakuran wrote:Haha, you can just imagine it!

*Doctor comes in to treat the patient*
Man: "Boy, am I glad to see you!"
Doctor: "Yes, I can see that!"


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