Rock is twinbrother to Roll, also known as "Rock and Roll", both born in the United States in the late 1940s until early 1950s. Rock shot to fame in movie business, unfortunately Roll never really got over this.
Vaccation: the period before one eventually leaves home for more than 2 days. This time starts about 4 weeks in advance and involves mad cleaning, shopping, packing and fixing. After one has returned the same procedure applies...
Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism: a) an inherited disorder with more letters than symptoms! b) A pathetic attempt by the English to beat the Welsh at long words.
Define: Computer
Wyrd bið ful āræd. "Coffee. The finest organic suspension ever devised. I beat the Borg with it." - Capt. Kathryn Janeway
Computer: a very good friend in rectangular shape, who sometimes needs special care and attention in form of a few sidekicks or clapses on his forehead. These affectionate strokes should guarantee loyality and sympathy for a lifetime.