Hetalia lyrics (Fill in the blanks for whatever book or...series!)
For those who don't know Hetalia is an anime where countries are represented as people. For example America is an egotist with a love for hamburgers and is a ditz and Britain constantly mocks America and occasionally daydreams about being surrounded by mystical creatures (your enjoyment of the show depends on how much you can stand national stereotypes and sensitive parts of history depicted as camping).
At the end of each episode there is a seperate theme song for each country which fills in the blanks at certain parts. Change whichever parts you like to depict whatever book or series in a stereotyped way! The song goes like this (for America):
"Hey hey daddy, get me a cola
Hey hey mommy, hey hey mommy
That freshly-baked apple pie,
I will never forget the taste of it!"
Draw a circle, it's the Earth,
Draw a circle, it's the Earth,
Draw a circle, it's the Earth,
I am America
Draw a circle, it's the Earth,
Looking closely, it’s the Earth
Or maybe, it’s the Earth
I am the hero
Ah, with just one brushstroke,
You can see all of the wonderful world
Where the beef and dreams are both supersized!
America
So an example of a lyrics change would be this (For Eragon (even though I hate Eragon))
"Hey hey father, get me veggies!
Hey hey mother, hey hey mother
That turnip soup,
I will never forget the taste of it!"
Draw a circle, it's the Earth,
Draw a circle, it's the Earth,
Draw a circle, it's the Earth,
I am Eragon!
Draw a circle, it's the Earth,
Looking closely, it’s the Earth
Or maybe, it’s the Earth
I am the very best!
Ah, with just one brushstroke,
You can see all of the codex of the world
My author says all fantasy is derivative!
Descending upwards?!
To get the rhythim of the song just type Hetalia ending 2 into youtube. If this thread asks too much or is too boring I invite anyone to delete. This is just a whim really.
