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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:50 pm

Gawp,Gawp, Gawp!
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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Postby poohcarrot » Sat Oct 31, 2009 3:48 am

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poohcarrot wrote:If I were Jan, I'd have chosen one of the murderers to be devious, sly, cynical, sarcastic with a scientific mind and sports bra.

It's Dotsie!


You sure you're not talking about yourself there? :lol:


I don't have a scientific mind. :lol:
Or a sports bra.
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:15 pm

poohcarrot wrote:
Lady Vetinari wrote:
poohcarrot wrote:If I were Jan, I'd have chosen one of the murderers to be devious, sly, cynical, sarcastic with a scientific mind and sports bra.

It's Dotsie!


You sure you're not talking about yourself there? :lol:


I don't have a sports bra.


:twisted: bit of evil editing there ...

You sure about that? :lol:
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Postby Dotsie » Sat Oct 31, 2009 12:41 pm

poohcarrot wrote:If I were Jan, I'd have chosen one of the murderers to be devious, sly, cynical, sarcastic with a scientific mind and sports bra.

It's Dotsie!


It's pretty hefty, but I don't know if I could bash someone's head in with it :lol:
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:15 pm

So who's going to jail then?
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Postby chris.ph » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:21 pm

u :lol:
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:32 pm

Damn :evil: Better make a run for it then maybe I can reach Quirm before nightfall :lol:
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:36 pm

If it's any consolation from a gawper's perspective ... I think Sjoerd is innocent ...
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Postby poohcarrot » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:40 pm

Lady Vetinari wrote:If it's any consolation from a gawper's perspective ... I think Sjoerd is innocent ...


:shock: :shock:

He threatened to lob a brick at me!
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:42 pm

whoopee! someone who thinks I'm innocent :D Does this mean I don't have to go to jail? :wink:

And who do you suspect Lady V.?
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:43 pm

poohcarrot wrote:
Lady Vetinari wrote:If it's any consolation from a gawper's perspective ... I think Sjoerd is innocent ...


:shock: :shock:

He threatened to lob a brick at me!


You deserved that and it wouldn't have killed you, well probably not anyway :twisted:
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:43 pm

poohcarrot wrote:
Lady Vetinari wrote:If it's any consolation from a gawper's perspective ... I think Sjoerd is innocent ...


:shock: :shock:

He threatened to lob a brick at me!


:lol: LOVE the indignation!

So ...

We've all threatened to do nasty things to people but doesn't necessarily mean it will happen. As Poirot once said: "Wishing someone were dead is not the same as committing the actual crime!" If it were ... we'd ALL be in Prison ...

Besides, you were trying to accuse him or murder!
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:44 pm

Thanks Lady V. can I hire you as my lawyer? :lol:
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sat Oct 31, 2009 1:50 pm

When I am out of Gawper status ... yes!
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:15 pm

ALL (INCLUDING GAWPERS) - TO THE WHAT THE HELL DO I DO NEXT? THREAD
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