GUILDTY! the Ankh-Morpork Whodunnit Game

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Postby Lady Vetinari » Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:28 pm

Gawper ...

"Ooh didja hear - someone's been murdered! Yeah ... I heard that it was knife in the back! Has to be someone cowardly ... everyone thinks Sjoerd's the one - as it seems he's protesting his innocence ... but I don't know that Pooh character is a bit of a shifty devil (personally wouldn't trust a burn free atheist!) What was that? Blood? Oooooh lots of blood - blood EVERYWHERE! My advice - Don't turn your back ... What do I think? Well ... I haven't got the foggiest!"
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Tue Oct 27, 2009 9:13 pm

Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit wrote:
chris.ph wrote:pooh wouldnt kill jan he wouldnt have the fun of winding her up anymore :lol:


Too True, and Sjoerd, you aren't helping your case... :roll:


Maybe it´s time to call Mr. Slant :lol: (is this helping my case not sure :P )

I like this game :lol:
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Postby Dotsie » Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:46 am

Nothing says guilt like a zombie lawyer :lol: Won't be turning my back on you, that's for sure. But I'm glad your enjoying yourself :lol:
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:25 am

Well lets not call him then I've got nothing to fear :lol:
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Postby Dotsie » Wed Oct 28, 2009 8:40 am

Not even death? It was you :shock:
What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Oct 28, 2009 10:07 am

Am I digging my own grave here? looks like it. :shock:
And like Gandalf said: Death is just another path... One that we all must take. So nothing to fear there :wink:
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:14 am

I vote for Bikkit as prime suspect

Two reasons.

1. Suspicious footprints in the cookie :lol:

2. The fact that Mr Pin is described as "young". Bikkit is the youngest here, and I would never have called Mr Pin "young." 8)

Why was the pestle taken?
What can you grind with a pestle?
Why was it made of marble?
Was the pestle the murder weapon?

And, the killers are working for a secret client. Who is this client and is the client important?

If the killers were knocking off Guild leaders, why did they kill Jan?
Was the reason they killed Jan, because they wanted the pestle, not because they wanted her out of the way?
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Wed Oct 28, 2009 11:32 am

"Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not.” George Bernard Shaw
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Oct 28, 2009 1:21 pm

If I remember correctly, Teatime had only one good eye. The other was made of marble.

Dead Jan's missing pestle is made of marble.

A-M is built on Loam so marble must be pretty scarce.

What if Teatime lost his marble eye?

Teatime killed Jan to get the marble pestle, which as we speak (or read) he is getting the drarves to make into a replacement eye.

The wink smiley ( :wink: ) could also be interpreted as a picture of someone with an eye missing.

In almost every post, Sjoerd has used the wink smiley.

Therefore Sjoerd is Teatime. 8)

HELP! I need protection from the Librarian or Angua because I know too much!! :(
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Oct 28, 2009 7:07 pm

:wink: You use the sunglass smiley ( 8) ) a lot and The Terminator wears sunglasses in every movie. Does that mean you're Arnold/the Terminator? :wink:
If that's the case you don't need protection 8) :wink:
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:17 pm

[quote="Sjoerd3000"]And like Gandalf said: Death is just another path... One that we all must take. So nothing to fear there :wink:[/quote]

... yes, that's right, just not now please? I want to live in peace you know, I didn't mean anything back there... please don't kill me...
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:59 pm

:lol: You don't have to fear me I'm not the killer
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Postby poohcarrot » Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:18 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote::lol: You don't have to fear me I'm not the killer


Aha! Gotcha! You're not THE killer but A killer ie the other one!
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:31 pm

Pooh are you a copper?:roll:
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Postby poohcarrot » Thu Oct 29, 2009 11:50 pm

Just trying to inject some oomph into the game, you murdering b*st*rd, you :lol:

Oook!
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