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Postby Batty » Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:14 pm

You could always have sucked an ice cube! The joy of hearing it crunch as you bite into it is enough to cheer anyone up! We never had ice cream either, unless we went to a party - in which case we thought we were lucky if we got jelly. Still, it helped shape us into what we are today . . . Which in my case is slightly round! :lol:
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:21 pm

.....and wobbly! :twisted:
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"You kicked a puppy," Lobsang said accusingly.
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Postby Batty » Sun Oct 25, 2009 10:47 pm

There's nowt wrong with a wobble! :lol:
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sun Oct 25, 2009 11:23 pm

I won't let my mum lose her weight ... she's a lovely cuddle!!!! A bit of a wobble is a good thing ... rather that than hugging a skeleton ... (unless you're Death's Granddaughter of course ...

Okay silly question

Why do we say son of a bitch but not daughter of a bastard?
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:52 am

Coz women like bastards and us nice blokes don't get a look in. :lol:
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Postby chris.ph » Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:51 pm

doesnt a daughter of a bastard basically mean that your granny was a sport :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:21 am

um.............. :lol:

Ok, stupid question:
Why don't we use fire extinguishers to combat global warming?
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:36 pm

because they are full of CO2...Hence it would be assisting global warming.
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:17 am

they do??
but..........I.....they.......oh never mind :D

I knew that i just wanted to see if anyone had any stupid answers

By the way pooh, (oops, almost typed poo) have u read "The Clay Marble" by Minfong Ho. It has your stupid question in it. "How can we fight for peace."
We were coerced into reading it by our lit. teacher :lol: but it turns out to be a good(ish) book.
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:16 pm

Ponder Stibbons wrote:By the way pooh, (oops, almost typed poo) have u read "The Clay Marble" by Minfong Ho. It has your stupid question in it. "How can we fight for peace."


By the way Ponder (oops, almost typed twit :twisted: ) I thought it was just a generic question, like how can we f##k for virgnity?
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Sun Nov 08, 2009 3:38 pm

poohcarrot wrote:
Ponder Stibbons wrote:By the way pooh, (oops, almost typed poo) have u read "The Clay Marble" by Minfong Ho. It has your stupid question in it. "How can we fight for peace."


By the way Ponder (oops, almost typed twit :twisted: ) I thought it was just a generic question, like how can we f##k for virgnity?


He's Baaaaaaaaaack!! :twisted:
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:32 am

poohcarrot wrote:
Ponder Stibbons wrote:By the way pooh, (oops, almost typed poo) have u read "The Clay Marble" by Minfong Ho. It has your stupid question in it. "How can we fight for peace."


By the way Ponder (oops, almost typed twit :twisted: ) I thought it was just a generic question, like how can we f##k for virgnity?


Whaaaaaat!! I was just being honest.Image Anyway, I know some people who like poo.

Well, either those people have fluff in their heads(pardon the pun, pooh), or they are *enter verb* for other peoples.
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Postby bikkit » Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:14 pm

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?
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Postby chris.ph » Thu Nov 12, 2009 6:53 pm

nobody who works for kitykat has tasted a mouse so they just chuck duck and turkey in the tins + can you imagine how many mice it would take to fill a tin and whos going to take the meat off the bones :lol: :lol:
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Postby Batty » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:19 pm

why isn't the word phonetic spelt fenetic? :?:
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