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Postby poohbcarrot » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:48 am

How can you fight for peace?
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Postby WannabeAngua » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:16 am

Why aren't there any cat food on the marked with mouse flavour?
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Postby Batty » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:57 am

Dotsie wrote:Why do men have nipples?

I know the answer to this! Nipples are formed before the sex of the baby is determined, therefore all babies have them.

Why isn't the word 'phonetic' spelt fenetic?
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Postby poohbcarrot » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:14 pm

Why is the word dyslexia so hard to spell?
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Postby MattK » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:28 pm

poohbcarrot wrote:Why is the word dyslexia so hard to spell?


Does it really matter?

Why does the word lisp have an 's' in it?
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Postby Cheery » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:54 pm

Sorry to interrupt, but you're suppost to answer the question before writing your own. Then it's a sort of mix between "define a word" and "Discworld association thread". I didn't do the instruction very well :oops:
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Postby Tonyblack » Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:42 pm

:lol: I thought most of the questions were supposed to be rhetorical and not have a proper answer at all.
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Postby bikkit » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:40 pm

Oh, I get it now

Ok... Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Postby Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:51 pm

Tonyblack wrote::lol: I thought most of the questions were supposed to be rhetorical and not have a proper answer at all.


Sorry Cheery, we are all silly gits here and explanation doesn't happen very well so it is a bit of intuition and psychic nonsense to make it all work. :lol:
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Postby MattK » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:01 pm

WeeKelda wrote:Oh, I get it now

Ok... Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


They're pre-shrunk.

Why isn't 'prescribe' something you do before writing?
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Postby Dotsie » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:28 am

Batty wrote:
Dotsie wrote:Why do men have nipples?

I know the answer to this! Nipples are formed before the sex of the baby is determined, therefore all babies have them.


OK, so what is the point in men having nipples then?
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Postby Batty » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:42 am

Dotsie wrote:
Batty wrote:
Dotsie wrote:Why do men have nipples?

I know the answer to this! Nipples are formed before the sex of the baby is determined, therefore all babies have them.


OK, so what is the point in men having nipples then?

Eh? If you want a reason Dotsie, how about, as women have them, they wanted them as well. Nipple envy?
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Postby poohbcarrot » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:21 pm

Dotsie wrote:OK, so what is the point in men having nipples then?


Erogenous zones! :)
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Postby Dotsie » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:02 pm

poohbcarrot wrote:
Dotsie wrote:OK, so what is the point in men having nipples then?


Erogenous zones! :)


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Postby chris.ph » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:07 pm

i read somewhere that the speed of darkness is instantaneous dont bother asking me why :)
does time really slow down when your bored :?:
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