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by poohbcarrot » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:48 am
How can you fight for peace?
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by WannabeAngua » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:16 am
Why aren't there any cat food on the marked with mouse flavour?
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by Batty » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:57 am
Dotsie wrote:Why do men have nipples?
I know the answer to this! Nipples are formed before the sex of the baby is determined, therefore all babies have them.
Why isn't the word 'phonetic' spelt fenetic?
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by poohbcarrot » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:14 pm
Why is the word dyslexia so hard to spell?
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by MattK » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:28 pm
poohbcarrot wrote:Why is the word dyslexia so hard to spell?
Does it really matter?
Why does the word lisp have an 's' in it?
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by Cheery » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:54 pm
Sorry to interrupt, but you're suppost to answer the question before writing your own. Then it's a sort of mix between "define a word" and "Discworld association thread". I didn't do the instruction very well 
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by Tonyblack » Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:42 pm
I thought most of the questions were supposed to be rhetorical and not have a proper answer at all.Wyrd bið ful āræd.
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by bikkit » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:40 pm
Oh, I get it now
Ok... Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Ok... Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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by Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit » Sun Jul 12, 2009 4:51 pm
Tonyblack wrote::lol: I thought most of the questions were supposed to be rhetorical and not have a proper answer at all.
Sorry Cheery, we are all silly gits here and explanation doesn't happen very well so it is a bit of intuition and psychic nonsense to make it all work.
Aha! So, Bob's yer uncle... very clever.
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by MattK » Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:01 pm
WeeKelda wrote:Oh, I get it now
Ok... Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
They're pre-shrunk.
Why isn't 'prescribe' something you do before writing?
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by Dotsie » Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:28 am
Batty wrote:Dotsie wrote:Why do men have nipples?
I know the answer to this! Nipples are formed before the sex of the baby is determined, therefore all babies have them.
OK, so what is the point in men having nipples then?
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by Batty » Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:42 am
Dotsie wrote:Batty wrote:Dotsie wrote:Why do men have nipples?
I know the answer to this! Nipples are formed before the sex of the baby is determined, therefore all babies have them.
OK, so what is the point in men having nipples then?
Eh? If you want a reason Dotsie, how about, as women have them, they wanted them as well. Nipple envy?
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by poohbcarrot » Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:21 pm
Dotsie wrote:OK, so what is the point in men having nipples then?
Erogenous zones!
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by Dotsie » Mon Jul 13, 2009 1:02 pm
poohbcarrot wrote:Dotsie wrote:OK, so what is the point in men having nipples then?
Erogenous zones!
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by chris.ph » Mon Jul 13, 2009 2:07 pm
i read somewhere that the speed of darkness is instantaneous dont bother asking me why
does time really slow down when your bored
does time really slow down when your bored
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