Sentence-by-sentence-game

[Ponder Stibbons]

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In a different dimension, and several hours ahead of schedule, an astral plane carries the house of death, and all its occupants, except one.

[unseenu]

Far out on the Sto plains a farmer had just been run over spectacularly by a carriage,he then got up brushed himself down and walked away despite the fact he was officialy and physically dead.

[Starlight]

He only realised he was dead when he walked through a hedge without getting twigs stuck to his clothes.

[meerkat]

HELLO! said a voice close to his ear "GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T RUIN YOUR CLOTHES!

[mspanners]

The Farmer who's Name, by a freak of Fate, was Bill Door stared into the infinitely deep sockets of DEATH'S skull.....

[Cheery]

"Oh, bugger", he said and made a face.

[unseenu]

"Where did that man with the scythe go Fred?"asked Nobby "he just vanished"

[Cheery]

"Nobby that wasn't just a guy with a scythe..."

[mspanners]

'Really Fred?' responded Nobby....

[unseenu]

"No nobby,that was death himself"said Fred "I Don't think we are dead though he was just trapped here like us,only difference is he can get out"

[mspanners]

'Do you think He could rescue us from here then Fred?' Nobby asked as He lit a dogend that had been lodged behind His ear....

[unseenu]

"Right," said fred "He probably has the powers to but how are we going to get him back here without anyone dying?"

[mspanners]

'I don't think getting Him back is going to be a problem Fred....' responded Nobby as He pointed into the rapidly clearing mists...... behind Fred were rank upon rank of earthen clay coloured and heavily Armoured Solders, pikes pointing forward.

[unseenu]

It is a well known factoid that death often appears when someone will potentially die HELLO AGAIN GENTLEMEN he said as he appeared behind fred and nobby.

[Ponder Stibbons]

I HAVE SOME GOOD NEW AND SOME BAD NEWS; THE GOOD NEWS IS, WER'E LEAVING, THE BAD NEWS IS, YOURE DEADOH BUGGERWHEREDIDIPUTMYSWORDTHISTIME.