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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Tue Mar 16, 2010 9:41 am

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In a different dimension, and several hours ahead of schedule, an astral plane carries the house of death, and all its occupants, except one.
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Postby unseenu » Tue Mar 16, 2010 4:09 pm

Far out on the Sto plains a farmer had just been run over spectacularly by a carriage,he then got up brushed himself down and walked away despite the fact he was officialy and physically dead.
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Postby Starlight » Fri Apr 02, 2010 9:40 pm

He only realised he was dead when he walked through a hedge without getting twigs stuck to his clothes.
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Postby meerkat » Fri Apr 02, 2010 11:12 pm

HELLO! said a voice close to his ear "GOOD THING YOU DIDN'T RUIN YOUR CLOTHES!
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Postby mspanners » Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:30 am

The Farmer who's Name, by a freak of Fate, was Bill Door stared into the infinitely deep sockets of DEATH'S skull.....
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Postby Cheery » Sat Apr 03, 2010 9:58 am

"Oh, bugger", he said and made a face.
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Postby unseenu » Sat Apr 03, 2010 11:03 am

"Where did that man with the scythe go Fred?"asked Nobby "he just vanished"
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Postby Cheery » Sat Apr 03, 2010 12:14 pm

"Nobby that wasn't just a guy with a scythe..."
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Postby mspanners » Sun Apr 04, 2010 1:04 pm

'Really Fred?' responded Nobby....
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Postby unseenu » Sun Apr 04, 2010 3:58 pm

"No nobby,that was death himself"said Fred "I Don't think we are dead though he was just trapped here like us,only difference is he can get out"
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Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers
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Postby mspanners » Mon Apr 05, 2010 8:15 am

'Do you think He could rescue us from here then Fred?' Nobby asked as He lit a dogend that had been lodged behind His ear....
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Postby unseenu » Mon Apr 05, 2010 12:43 pm

"Right," said fred "He probably has the powers to but how are we going to get him back here without anyone dying?"
Proof that L-Space exists in this universe

Fact 1:Heavier things distort time and space more
Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted page
Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers
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Postby mspanners » Thu Apr 08, 2010 7:45 am

'I don't think getting Him back is going to be a problem Fred....' responded Nobby as He pointed into the rapidly clearing mists...... behind Fred were rank upon rank of earthen clay coloured and heavily Armoured Solders, pikes pointing forward.
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Postby unseenu » Thu Apr 08, 2010 12:44 pm

It is a well known factoid that death often appears when someone will potentially die HELLO AGAIN GENTLEMEN he said as he appeared behind fred and nobby.
Proof that L-Space exists in this universe

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Fact 2:A page with ink on it is heavier than an unprinted page
Conclusion:A book distorts time and space more than blank papers
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Sat Apr 10, 2010 8:15 am

I HAVE SOME GOOD NEW AND SOME BAD NEWS; THE GOOD NEWS IS, WER'E LEAVING, THE BAD NEWS IS, YOURE DEADOH BUGGERWHEREDIDIPUTMYSWORDTHISTIME.
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