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by **WannabeAngua** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:24 am

Vimes got a sudden urge to take his wifes advice about a holiday more seriously, as he caught glimpse of sgt. Anguas grim expression coming back from patrol.

by **Cheery** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:59 pm

He cleared his throat and then asked in a very carefully chosen tone of voice "So, did you have any luck?"

by **Ponder Stibbons** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 10:39 am

there was the distinct impression that this was the wrong kind of question to have asked, as a look passed anguas face that would not have been unakin to the look a guard dog has when it is found with half a dead rat and the mayor's tied to his chair.

by **Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:57 pm

Mustrum Ridcully entered the room, crossbows in hand with bandileros crossing his robes, "Here I am" he said, with a general air of someone who is ready to kill something, anything with general abandonment and glee.

by **mspanners** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 8:26 pm

Vimes turned to Ridcully ' Any good at hunting down Dungeon Dimension Monsters?' He said.

by **Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit** » Tue Oct 06, 2009 11:24 pm

"Well, in for a half, in for a dozen I suppose" said Ridcully, looking around nervously, "Not right here is it?"

by **Ponder Stibbons** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:06 pm

*****

Where the bloody hell are we, said fred in nobby's voice, as the mist danced away from his already disadvantaged mind.

by **Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:23 pm

As Nobby shook and sweat buckets from his pigeon breasted little body, he said, "Fred, I don't think we're in Ankh-Morpork anymore."

by **mspanners** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 9:38 am

From the wavering and now clearing mists a strange warble sound accosted their ears.... 'Freeebb...........Freeebb.........Freeebb'.

by **Ponder Stibbons** » Wed Nov 11, 2009 8:35 am

A shadow fell over them, then swore.

by **unseenu** » Fri Feb 19, 2010 6:34 pm

OH BUGGER....SORRY

said the shadow as he got up from the floor and picked up his scythe

by **Ponder Stibbons** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 9:08 am

I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE
Well, we're not. We...Where are we, anyway?

by **unseenu** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 1:04 pm

I AM NOT ENTIRELY SURE EITHER said death

WHICH IS A WORRY AS I KNOW EVERYTHING,I ARRIVED HERE BY ACCIDENT JUST LIKE YOU,IT APPEARS THAT SOMEONE OR SOMETHING HAS CHURNED UP THE FABRIC OF REALITY INTO A TERRIBLE MESS

by **mspanners** » Sun Mar 14, 2010 5:27 pm

They all looked down, around their feet were a multitude of Green Frogs swimming in pools of mist laden slimy water...'Freeebb' One warbled as it hopped across DEATHS bony feet.

by **unseenu** » Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:49 pm

death kicked the little frog off his foot with disdain and reached into his pocket to produce an hour glass that had completely run out of sand

OH DEAR,said death I AM LATE FOR MY APPOINTMENT

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