Caption Competition

[meerkat]

1. The strange guy, on the right, in the flasher mac, with the suspicious face fungus and pie top fuzzy hair, tried to hide the fact that he was a re-incarnated Aye-Aye by putting his hand on his hip. This was a mistake.

2. Melvyn Hayes tries to hide from his many 'It ain't half hot Mum' fans by merging amongst the crowd, entering stage left. He is instantly spotted. Getting into the picture comes as second nature to the popular 1970s actor.

[Tonyblack]

[raisindot]

The main reason the Russian-made Moskvich 427 never took off was because it only had one whore's power.

[Tonyblack]

PMSL

[meerkat]

[Del]

[Del]

The Moskvich 427 was a really good car in almost every respect. The lack of front doors was, however, a major design fault.

[Joolz]

And to keep your hands warm while pushing...

[Sister Jennifer]

You can have it larger in a Charger,
Do it in a Buick,
Get your leg over in a Rover,
Or end up dead in a ditch in a Moskvich.

[Sister Jennifer]

Jeremy Clarkson Stamp of Approval.

[Tonyblack]

Love it!

[Sister Jennifer]

Just kidding, there is no vodka in the trunk.

[Willem]

The main reason the Russian-made Moskvich 427 never took off was because it only had one whore's power.

Noone can top that one, surely


No mention of airbags/headlights/bumpers yet, well done you guys!

[Del]

Sister Jennifer I can hear his voice now.... "Matter a fact I got one now!"

Willem: Amazing huh? They have been "suitably restrained" .

[Tonyblack]

How about this one . . .