"What The Hell Do I Do Now?" Thread ~ GUILDTY!

[Jan Van Quirm]

Pooh - Learning by screw-ups and jumping in? You're creeping me out thoroughly now! Me too...

Lady V - nothing wrong with doing that and I know you're a quick study

I was going to post in here anyway today as we're coming up to a bit of a crunch point this weekend in that we could have gone ahead to the next phase (night) today IF all 7 players had posted and more importantly voted. Cols and thelibrarian haven't turned up yet so I'm going to stretch this to the full 7 days, which means that we'll go on over the weekend (as not everyone has voted yet anyway).

I PMed both of them last night so hopefully they'll get on at some stage.

If they don't come in then we're in danger of fizzling as we're operating with a low-volume game as it is, so on this 1 occasion, if cols and thelibrarian (the forum member ) haven't shown over this weekend I'll assign their 2 places to any Gawpers - or other peeps who'd like to come in as players on Monday morning.

As you can see now this game does depend on people getting into THE swing and as the game progresses it gets 'busier' as the cache of suspects dwindles...

[Lady Vetinari]

I don't mind changing position from Gawper to participant.

[Jan Van Quirm]

OK Lady V - you're on the official subs bench as of now

ALL PLAYERS - get yer votes in please and remember you can change them and/or decide to abstain if you like.

However - bear in mind that whatever happens, it's almost certain that someone will die or get arrested 'tonight' - so voting is the only chance you have of preventing the inhumation of the villains next target!

It could be YOU!

[Lady Vetinari]

Does that mean I can vote?

[Jan Van Quirm]

Nope - not until Monday and I give you the green flag.

If Cols and/or thelibrarian fail to get in over the weekend then I'll substitute their places at that stage and you're on the top of the list as a replacement

[poohcarrot]

It was Lady V wot done it!

[Jan Van Quirm]

You been swigging the future crops again smartypants?

You're like SP on a moose hunt

[Lady Vetinari]

Pouts ...

Can't vote! Not fair! I got an idea though ....

[Jan Van Quirm]

Well you may get one yet - just be patient.

Nothing to stop you joining in the speculation in the meantime - that's allowed

[Tina a.k.a.SusanSto.Helit]

Gawp, Gawp! (the little known phenomenen of the Gawp Bird, Gawp)

[Jan Van Quirm]

Superlative gawping Miss Susan

[poohcarrot]

Can I vote for myself as murderer?

[Jan Van Quirm]

Bored already are you?

Don't see why not, but this is a bit like Big Brother and the more entertainment value someone has the more they stay in - but then again you may have already attracted 'undue' attention so they might vote for you as well...

And I do potentially have 2 spaces to fill in if cols and TL don't turn up soon so you could come back in as poohbcarrot
Or just gawp of course - you'd be good at that

[Jan Van Quirm]

If I were Jan, I'd have chosen one of the murderers to be devious, sly, cynical, sarcastic with a scientific mind and sports bra.

It's Dotsie!

You sure you're not talking about yourself there?

I don't have a sports bra.

bit of evil editing there ...

You sure about that?

Only if it's day-glo pink

[Jan Van Quirm]

Fleeing the thread: there is no hiding place - Dorfl will come and get you and you're still out of the game

Taking on allies (defence lawyers etc): Only if they're players as well

Gawpers: STAY GAWPERS UNTIL I SAY SO!
Lady V you must remain a powerless if vicous gossip until an opening to play is confirmed - not until Monday IF that pans out. Sorry