Epic Battle

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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat May 21, 2011 11:11 am

Luckily Sjoerd brought spare parts with him. The tanks are easily fixed 8)
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Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Sat May 21, 2011 1:41 pm

unseenu wrote:(This is proof that war builds civilisation,we started randomly fighting now we have an economy and religious institutions growingv :lol: )
War business is good for business... :twisted:

michelanCello wrote:Hey, it's mourning period! No fighting! Have some respect...
Shhhhhhhh! mC :P That's bad for business :wink:

Sjoerd3000 wrote:Luckily Sjoerd brought spare parts with him. The tanks are easily fixed
:? Spare parts.... :shock: mC!!!!Farmer!!!! I've got a new money making Idea!!!!! :D :D
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Postby captainmeme » Sun May 22, 2011 7:27 am

Suddenly, a mass of troops appear on the hill to the east, slowly marching forward. As they approach, it becomes clear that they are not marching at all; they are on horseback. At the front of this group is CaptainMeme. He turns to address his men.

"My brothers, I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come, when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day! An hour of wolves, and shattered shields when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day! This day, we fight! With me, Riders of Rohan!"

The army charged down the hill towards the battlefield, accidentally demolishing part of Shadows shop in the process.

As they charged, one rider turned to another.
"I'm sure that speech was copyright...
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Postby meerkat » Sun May 22, 2011 7:47 am

:lol:

The Vikings seeing horsemen turn thier attention to the Rohan and start slaughtering horse, a delicacy in Viking times.

The meerkats also go along with them as protein is important for a good nap in the afternoon sun.
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Postby captainmeme » Sun May 22, 2011 8:31 am

The Rohan forces fight back bravely, but many of them are dying. Meme, realizing he is losing, grabs a horn out of his pack and blows into it. Suddenly, the entire legion of Gondor and the army of the dead, led by Aragorn, son of Arathorn, charges down the hill. He brings his troops alongside Meme's.
"Gondor answers your call. We will fight alongside you. But first..."
Aragorn hit Meme on the head with his shield, giving him a nasty bruise.
"Write your own speech next time. Now, men, charge!"
The combined forces of Rohan and Gondor begin slaughtering the Vikings and Meerkats.
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Postby meerkat » Sun May 22, 2011 8:56 am

The Meerkats leg it, knowing when to give in, however The Vangarians and the Berserkers do not. Even with Georgeous, handsome hunk what he is, Aragorn and his trusy blade, they still hack down the Rohans like there is no tomorrow.

Some move off to speak to the Seers after which they attack the tanks from Sjoerds army and things start to look good, but words are now being muttered re: salvage value of the metal monsters and why the Farmer appears to be coining it in whilst they sweat thier guts out (literally)!

This could spell trouble!
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sun May 22, 2011 9:43 am

Sjoerd bought some Sherman tanks from Shadow and these are now ordered to attack the vikings. The Germanic cavalry is given the order to attack the the forces of Cap't Meme :twisted:
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Postby meerkat » Sun May 22, 2011 10:08 am

The Seers throw three Runes into the air. The time freezes and the Vikings take time out to have a quick apple brandy and nick some of the nicer weapons from the Romans. Then the Runes fall and everyone gets back to it!
The Meerkats seeing thier chance leap back into action as a Roman is stung on the foot by a scorpion. The Chief Meerkat eats the scorpion to cries of "Who's side are you on?"
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Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Sun May 22, 2011 11:26 am

captainmeme wrote:The army charged down the hill towards the battlefield, accidentally demolishing part of Shadows shop in the process.


What the Krull!!!,my Shop! :evil:
and so Shadow started a new enterprise...Lawyers... :twisted:
captainmeme's army may be the undead but that doesn't stop Shadows lawyers from making them all pay her back...in the form of manual labour.
"You all can go back to fighting when you've paid back your debts!!!!!!Mwhahahahah!
Lawyers are great when they all belong to you,Mwahahaha! :twisted:
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Postby captainmeme » Sun May 22, 2011 12:49 pm

Aragorn and Meme watched as their forces battled against the enemies. On the Viking front, they seemed to be winning, but against the Germanic cavalry they were losing ground.
"Where on Earth is your army of the dead?" Meme asked Aragorn.
"I have no idea. Oh, wait, there they are."
The army of the dead approached, and their leader spoke.
"We have fulfilled our vow. You must set us free."
"What? You haven't fought yet!"
"You told us to fulfill one task. We have rebuilt the shop. This is one task."
"What? You need to fight!"
"You promised us freedom!"
"Fight!"
"Right. If you don't give us our freedom, we're going on strike."
"What on... You can't go on strike!"
"Yes we can. We have a trade union assembled."
"But you're the army of the dead!"

Meme sighed as Aragorn entered into a long argument with the dead unionists. It was obvious he would have to do without the army of the dead and Aragorn for now.
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Postby michelanCello » Sun May 22, 2011 3:57 pm

ShadowNinjaCat wrote:
captainmeme wrote:The army charged down the hill towards the battlefield, accidentally demolishing part of Shadows shop in the process.


What the Krull!!!,my Shop! :evil:
and so Shadow started a new enterprise...Lawyers... :twisted:
captainmeme's army may be the undead but that doesn't stop Shadows lawyers from making them all pay her back...in the form of manual labour.
"You all can go back to fighting when you've paid back your debts!!!!!!Mwhahahahah!
Lawyers are great when they all belong to you,Mwahahaha! :twisted:

OK, boss, finished Law for dummies, ready for court :wink:
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Postby meerkat » Sun May 22, 2011 4:13 pm

Those vikings sent from Valhalla find some of the undead are distant kin, so, whilst the battle is still going on they all go off for a quick one in the pub the Farmer has started next to Shadow's shop. It is rough and ready, merely some beer barrels on a trestle table, but that has never stopped anyone from quaffing a good time!
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby Mister_OOOOK » Mon Dec 12, 2011 5:43 pm

mister ooook turns up surveys the carnage and decides to buid a tesco on the site of historical importance
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby Antiq » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:45 am

Antiq arrives with 5000 sentient supermarket trollies :D
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Re: Epic Battle

Postby meerkat » Tue Dec 13, 2011 12:26 pm

Meerkat arrives withy a hoard of Vikings demanding Apple Brandy! I hope the Tesaco sells it as things could turn nasty if there isn't any gravalax!
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