Epic Battle

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Postby captainmeme » Wed May 18, 2011 3:20 pm

The Captain, feeling a little dejected that everyone ignored his army, sends his army away and brings out a nuclear bomb, which subsequently fails to go off. He then realises he is in the middle of a hoard of vikings, seers, a tank, radioactive coacroaches and everything else with no army. He tries to run.
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Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Wed May 18, 2011 3:58 pm

Shadow sees captain running away and offers him a lift."Wheeee!!!! ahahahaha!, sooooooo many cockroaches soooooo little time ahahahaha!" :twisted: The radiation may be affecting her mind,maybe... :shock:
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Postby meerkat » Wed May 18, 2011 5:02 pm

The Vikings are not pleased by Shadows actions as they wanted to capture the Captain as a means to procure a nice handout of money. They are not pleased and attack the huge monsters with arrows in thier backs. Everything looks like a scene from Muspelhiem!
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed May 18, 2011 5:24 pm

unseenu wrote:all of unseenus forces hide under his elephants avoiding the worst of the arrow shower,his elephants now resemble porcupines.Unseenu's archers gather up the arrows and shoot them back at sjoerd 3000's bowmen


Sjoerd archers quickly run to cover and hide under the tanks. He sends his legions to deal with Unseenu's archers
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Postby unseenu » Wed May 18, 2011 7:08 pm

unseenu uses his tank radio to google up some chants that were used by barbarian druids which the romans found scary,he starts singing them and his troops join in hoping to scare away the sjoerd's romans
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Postby meerkat » Wed May 18, 2011 7:24 pm

This tactic by Unseenu, and the off key high notes causes great amusement in the ranks of Vikings. The Varangians find it immensely funny. This causes the ranks to fall out of the game whilst they compose themselves. they are soon back in and looking for the nearest bunch of people to fight.
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Postby captainmeme » Wed May 18, 2011 7:25 pm

Meanwhile, CaptainMeme thanks Shadow for the lift and gets out of the tank. He then walks around trying to bribe vikings to defect to his army.
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed May 18, 2011 7:57 pm

Sjoers sends his Germanic cavalry to kill the druids signing :twisted:
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Postby meerkat » Wed May 18, 2011 8:05 pm

The Vikings refuse the payment and chase Capt away. Right into the path of...
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed May 18, 2011 8:07 pm

meerkat wrote:The Vikings refuse the payment and chase Capt away. Right into the path of...


The Germanic Cavalry charge! :shock:
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Postby Who's Wee Dug » Wed May 18, 2011 8:22 pm

But they ran out of electricty on the account nobody had a shilling for the meter. :mrgreen:
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Postby meerkat » Wed May 18, 2011 8:43 pm

:lol:. The Vikings think an electricity flash as a spear from Thor and ultimately they are spured on.
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Postby captainmeme » Thu May 19, 2011 5:58 am

CaptainMeme, being a bit outnumbered, decides to defect to Sjoerd's side for now.
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Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Thu May 19, 2011 5:02 pm

Meanwhile ,Shadow is taking bet's with the locals, as to whose house's will not get completely destroyed by the sudden armys that came to disturb their peaceful farmlands. :P They don't seem to be impressed with this whole deal...
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Thu May 19, 2011 5:57 pm

Sjoerd sends Captain together with the Frankenstein monster and the piglet to deal with Unseenu's forces :P
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