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by **meerkat** » Tue May 17, 2011 4:37 pm

The Vikings become radioactive and start behaving like Superman. the farmer feeds them some milk of Cockroach every three minutes so they keep the mystical glow!

by **The Mad Collector** » Tue May 17, 2011 5:11 pm

How on earth do you milk a cockroach :roll:

by **meerkat** » Tue May 17, 2011 5:17 pm

First catch your cockroach then, over a slow fire, when the cockroach starts to just about to burst and the juices start to run, strain through a fine mesh. .... drink whilst warm.

by **unseenu** » Tue May 17, 2011 5:18 pm

seeing the devastation unseenu orders his troops to withdraw from the radioactive zone and sets up a camp just outside it,the archers start picking off the cockroaches with arrows to eliminate the source of the viking's superfood and the angry mobsters run forward to start beating the vikings with newspapers

by **meerkat** » Tue May 17, 2011 5:44 pm

The events with the newspapers causes much mirth with the Vikings who happily slaughter every person holding a paper.The farmer cautiously picks a paper up, peers at it, and undergoes a eureka moment regarding the trench he had dug for his runner beans!

by **ShadowNinjaCat** » Tue May 17, 2011 5:46 pm

Shadow arrives on a dragon .Whilst her army of cats driving tanks drive below her.

They then proceed to ignore her every command and are sleeping.

Shadow is now sitting by herself feeling rejected...

by **Sjoerd3000** » Tue May 17, 2011 5:50 pm

Sjoerd gives one of his T-34 tanks to Shadow :wink:

by **ShadowNinjaCat** » Tue May 17, 2011 5:57 pm

Shadow is now driving over lots of radioactive cockroaches with her cool new tank*!

*Thanks Sjoerd

by **Sjoerd3000** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:01 pm

You're welcome :wink:

Let's crush some cockroaches

by **meerkat** » Tue May 17, 2011 7:09 pm

Now the Vikings seeing a great metal beast heading towards them bring into play the Berserkers. These Berserkers, using amulets powered with 'banging dust' reek havoc on the Tanks.

by **ShadowNinjaCat** » Tue May 17, 2011 7:21 pm

"Nooooooooooooooo! not my tank! It's not insured!!"

Shouted Shadow as she tried to dodge the berserkers,hitting the occasional few slow ones.

by **meerkat** » Tue May 17, 2011 7:29 pm

The Berserkers pull back and attaack Sjoerds Tanks as a dragon painted on a tank is enough to make them think twice. However, it will not be long until the seers manage a big enough spell...

by **Sjoerd3000** » Tue May 17, 2011 7:43 pm

999 T-34 tanks fire on the Berserkers. The Longbowmen start an attack on the seers and their arrows block out the sun

by **meerkat** » Tue May 17, 2011 7:53 pm

ha-ha! The Seers saw that coming and turned the arrows in the air. The arrows rain down on UnseenU's forces!

by **unseenu** » Wed May 18, 2011 3:18 pm

all of unseenus forces hide under his elephants avoiding the worst of the arrow shower,his elephants now resemble porcupines.Unseenu's archers gather up the arrows and shoot them back at sjoerd 3000's bowmen

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