The Change a Letter, Spark a Conversation Game

[raisindot]

It might be something Goldy the Gopher, the mascot at the University of Minnesota, might do if he got caught in a linguistic corner and couldn't think of any alternative.

[Alanz]

Years ago you used to have a Golly on Robinson's Marmalade Jars, you could remove them ,collect them,then send them away for an enamel Golly bagde, but they had to bin them cos it was racist

[Who's Wee Dug]

That's enough to make you go all lolly.

[raisindot]

I'm feeling a but jolly, myself.

[Alanz]

I like to keep Loyal to my readers

[raisindot]

Personally, I tried not to lead mine down a blind alley.

[Alanz]

That could lead to an Alloy Mine

[Who's Wee Dug]

I say theese only once Allo Allo and good moaning.

[raisindot]

I don't allot much of my time thinking about the French.

[Alanz]

I see the Tally of French sympathisers is less that i thought

[raisindot]

That's because someone declared war on them so they're all hiding in third stall.

[Alanz]

They can steal a quick nap, they're always skiving out of work

[raisindot]

And that's what they're always late--they wait to see which side is winning, and then join the winning side.

[Who's Wee Dug]

Then you can always slate them off after.

[Alanz]

And they always Bleat about how brave they are.