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Postby unseenu » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:59 am

no he's a cartoon dog

will we ever write every piece of literature that could possibly be written?
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Postby Quatermass » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:05 pm

unseenu wrote:no he's a cartoon dog

will we ever write every piece of literature that could possibly be written?


With a roomful of monkeys with typewriters for infinity, yes we can.

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Postby unseenu » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:08 pm

yes,if it can fix something as complex as a type 40 TARDIS your tv should be no trouble at all

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Postby Quatermass » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:13 pm

unseenu wrote:yes,if it can fix something as complex as a type 40 TARDIS your tv should be no trouble at all

Is this world a dream? if so is it your dream or my dream? either way one of us doesn't exist


Not existing is the best form of camouflage: Faction Paradox maxim.

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Postby unseenu » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:17 pm

no,she tried to take all the violence from kids tv,if she had her way all kids tv shows would be people walking around saying nice things to each other.

Doctor who and the slight dillema- shooting script
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*opening credits*
The doctor:Lemonade?

Dalek:Yes Please,thank you so much

The doctor:Oh no i'm out of ice cubes!

*End credits*
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Postby Quatermass » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:28 pm

unseenu wrote:no,she tried to take all the violence from kids tv,if she had her way all kids tv shows would be people walking around saying nice things to each other.

Doctor who and the slight dillema- shooting script
written by mary whitehouse
*opening credits*
The doctor:Lemonade?

Dalek:Yes Please,thank you so much

The doctor:Oh no i'm out of ice cubes!

*End credits*


:lol:

Or it'd be more like The Goodies. Which she applauded for making a kid's program. She must not have watched the first episode, then. And the Goodies' response? They tried to make an episode to piss her off. She must not have seen that one though. She didn't complain until she saw a pair of undies with a large prominent carrot printed on them in a much later episode.

Seeing since I have derailed this thread, I'll try again.

Uh...

If Cthulhu lies in Ry'leh sleeping, should we buy an alarm clock?
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Postby unseenu » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:35 pm

no! don't do anything to wake cthulu,according to the folklore of discworld he is an echo of Bel Shamharoth which reached the mind of H.P Lovecraft

is fiction pointless?
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Postby Quatermass » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:45 pm

unseenu wrote:no! don't do anything to wake cthulu,according to the folklore of discworld he is an echo of Bel Shamharoth which reached the mind of H.P Lovecraft

is fiction pointless?


Only because a lot of broken pencils factor into it. (Sorry, mandatory Blackadder reference)

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Postby captainmeme » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:50 pm

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Symptoms of being a dull boy may include alcoholism, insanity, doing the Kubrick stare, using an axe as a door opener, and imitating Ed McMahon. If symptoms persist, please see your doctor.

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Postby unseenu » Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:02 pm

I wish it did

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Postby deldaisy » Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:05 pm

Yes... on the bottom of your shoe.

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Postby unseenu » Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:10 pm

because its dog died

can the world function without music?
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Postby MongoGutman » Wed May 25, 2011 12:51 am

Music is the world, Daddyo


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Postby unseenu » Wed May 25, 2011 5:59 pm

a better question would be when does the time go

Did aliens interfere in human history?
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Postby deldaisy » Fri Jun 03, 2011 4:34 pm

Only if you count Margaret Thatcher.

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