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Postby Dotsie » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:02 pm

LilMaibe wrote:Which large town is like an undertaker.

unseenu wrote:I don't know but I think it will be some kind of play on words,please explain


Manchester

I think you'll find that Manchester is a city, actually! :P

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Postby LilMaibe » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:11 pm

To my defense: That joke is about 100 years old. (i'm a horrible person, I warned you)
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Postby captainmeme » Sat Mar 12, 2011 8:58 pm

LilMaibe wrote:
captainmeme wrote:
LilMaibe wrote:
deldaisy wrote:I don't get it.....

Is the Pope Catholic?


He's bavarian, that's worse.


Excuse me? I was born in Munich! :x


That doesn't count. Munich is like the little gaulish village surrounded by the weirness of the bavarian ...what the hell is 'Freistaat' in english?


Umm... Sorry, I shouldn't have put that I was born in Munich. I was born near Munich. Does Dachau count as part of "the weirness of the bavarian"?
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:28 pm

To bring this thread back on track 8)

unseenu wrote:Thanks maibe

Why do bad things happen to good people?


Sh*t happens

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Postby Poohcarrots » Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:33 pm

LilMaibe wrote:(To explain the joke... -which large town is like an undertaker? Man-Chester)

I've spent 10 minutes trying to understand this joke, and I can't. As I'm so stupid, can someone please explain it to me simply? :?
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:43 pm

:roll: Man (in a) chest... like a coffin so Undertaker... :lol:
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Postby Poohcarrots » Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:48 pm

That's it?! :shock: That's crap! :roll:
"Bury" would have been funnier. :P
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Postby captainmeme » Sun Mar 13, 2011 7:42 am

Sjoerd3000 wrote:To bring this thread back on track 8)

unseenu wrote:Thanks maibe

Why do bad things happen to good people?


Sh*t happens

Why is a raven like a writing desk?


They are both things.

Why anything?
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Postby bikkit » Sun Mar 13, 2011 8:48 am

Because.

Why not?
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Postby bikkit » Sun Mar 13, 2011 8:49 am

Because.

Why not?
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Postby Quatermass » Sun Mar 13, 2011 9:30 am

Come off it, you'll be asking me to do the Liar Paradox next.

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Postby unseenu » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:42 am

yes,atheism

Were humans ever meant to be this intelligent?
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Postby Quatermass » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:51 am

unseenu wrote:yes,atheism

Were humans ever meant to be this intelligent?


Not this many, certainly. Especially with CODE NIGHTMARE GREEN to worry about soon (sorry, couldn't resist a relevant Laundry series reference).

Hmm...

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Postby deldaisy » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:56 am

Only if he is: Cow Tse Tung

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Postby unseenu » Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:58 am

no he's a cartoon dog

will we ever write every piece of literature that could possibly be written?
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