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Postby unseenu » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:17 pm

Because

How?
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Postby LilMaibe » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:24 pm

Like this.

What are we doing here and why aren't we getting paid for it?
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Postby The Mad Collector » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:29 pm

I'm at work so I am getting paid for this :roll:

If 42 is the answer, what is the question?
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Postby michelanCello » Thu Mar 10, 2011 8:40 pm

Image

How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
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Postby LilMaibe » Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:27 pm

michelanCello wrote:Image

How do you put an elephant in a fridge?


Open door, put elephant in, close door.

How do you put a lion into a fridge.
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Postby michelanCello » Thu Mar 10, 2011 10:01 pm

Open door, take out the elephant, put in the lion, close the door.

There's a general assembly of animals in the jungle. Everyone is there exept one. Who?
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Postby LilMaibe » Thu Mar 10, 2011 11:33 pm

michelanCello wrote:Open door, take out the elephant, put in the lion, close the door.

There's a general assembly of animals in the jungle. Everyone is there exept one. Who?


The lion. It's still in the fridge.

Which large town is like an undertaker.
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Postby unseenu » Sat Mar 12, 2011 1:31 pm

I don't know but I think it will be some kind of play on words,please explain
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Postby LilMaibe » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:41 pm

unseenu wrote:I don't know but I think it will be some kind of play on words,please explain


Manchester
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Postby deldaisy » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:51 pm

I don't get it.....

Is the Pope Catholic?
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Postby LilMaibe » Sat Mar 12, 2011 2:54 pm

deldaisy wrote:I don't get it.....

Is the Pope Catholic?


He's bavarian, that's worse.

(To explain the joke... -which large town is like an undertaker? Man-Chester)
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Postby unseenu » Sat Mar 12, 2011 5:58 pm

Thanks maibe

Why do bad things happen to good people?
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Postby captainmeme » Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:36 pm

LilMaibe wrote:
deldaisy wrote:I don't get it.....

Is the Pope Catholic?


He's bavarian, that's worse.


Excuse me? I was born in Munich! :x
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Postby LilMaibe » Sat Mar 12, 2011 6:43 pm

captainmeme wrote:
LilMaibe wrote:
deldaisy wrote:I don't get it.....

Is the Pope Catholic?


He's bavarian, that's worse.


Excuse me? I was born in Munich! :x


That doesn't count. Munich is like the little gaulish village surrounded by the weirness of the bavarian ...what the hell is 'Freistaat' in english?
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:01 pm

Free state? :wink:
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