Assassins Whowozzit Game - ABANDONED!

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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:01 pm

Could be mC - don't do Tea Partys though! :wink:

I was editing whilst you posted mC - the relevant part now reads

Either way there'll be one of each left. And an innocent will still die tonight unless the protector cop survived AND makes an inspired choice - even though Big Daddy and/or I will be an known quantity...

Do check I'm not messing won't you! :twisted:
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Jan 10, 2011 10:02 pm

Bingley, bingley, beep - Time up.
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:36 am

If the person (or persons) who have a role to play but have yet to pm me, don't pm me by 10 pm Tuesday night (UK time), their selection will be forfeit. :P
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Postby poohcarrot » Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:24 pm

DAY 2

Good morning boys and girls, I trust you all slept well and are ready of another day of ruthless back-stabbing and inhuman inhumation.

First I have some tragic news. Jan the Quirm Strangler is sadly no longer with us. She was viciously attacked last night in Wigblock Prior with a yoyo and was mortally wounded. Although it took her approximately 7 hours & 34 minutes to die, she spent her last hours in a state of delerium, rambling like a mad woman. For the record, she was completely innocent and had no role to play. So let's have a short moment of silence as we remember our beloved Jan :cry: .......there, that should be long enough! :lol:

Now let's take the register. Will all those present please answer "Yes, Sir!".

mC?
(Yes sir!)
Poisondot?
(Yes, sir!)
Simstars?
(Yes sir!)
Sjoerd?
(Yes sir!)
Willem?
(Yes sir!)
Big Daddy?
(He's not here sir!)
Ah yes, I remember. Mrs Massive Mummy sent me a sick note saying he couldn't attend yesterday owing to a severe attack of Vomitting Pooh Flu.
Bikkit?
(Not here sir!)
Ah yes. Another Pooh Flu sufferer. :roll:
Del?
(Not here sir!)
Ah yes. She's currently perched on top of a telegraph pole as the flood waters swirl all around.
Well at least Dotsie is here. I can see her. Thanks for the lovely apple Dotsie. Dotsie, are you asleep?
(She's dead sir!)
Dead? are you quite sure? :shock:
(Usually people's heads are attached to their bodies, sir. It's only her head. There's no sign of her body, sir.)
Someone has decapitated Decapitating Dotsie! :shock: How could anyone have done this to poor Dotsie, who was completely innocent and had no role to play. It is a sad, sad day for all of us. :cry:

Anyway, moving swiftly on to more important matters. It has come to my attention that one of you was seen chewing gum. May I remind you that you are all assassins. Assassins DO NOT chew gum. It is not stylish. Kindly desist.

Right! That's all from me. Good luck to you all.

Class dismissed!

Oh...and somebody clear up that head, will you? It's bleeding everywhere.
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:51 pm

Ooof - owww! Bugger! Image

That's much better! :D Poisoned yoyo string? Ingenious! Didn't see that coming but at least my head isn't spinning any more - which is more than I can say for Dotsie's... *tries to spin Dotsie's head and fails* Oooo! No fair! An illegal inhumation though! Cur will do his nut... Oh hello! Great shade of black! :P

LIFE AFTER GLANDS IS MUCH SIMPLER I THINK YOU'LL FIND.

Glands? Over-rated I always thought. Specially the swollen ones... Image
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Jan 12, 2011 2:44 am

Jano the Quirm Strangler strangled with a yo-yo? :shock:
Decapitating Dotsie decapitated? :shock:
Whatever next? :shock:

Day 2 will end at 10:00 pm (UK time) on Saturday 15

There are now 4 girls, 4 boys and 4 newbies (Obviously there aren't 12 people, and if any smarty-pants dares to make a comment, they'll be put in immediate detention! :twisted:)

Gold Stars Awarded

Dotsie (RIP) 2
Willem 2
Jan 1
A secret one has also been awarded to one of the role players.

....and there's still no sign of Del's tweezers! :shock:

The only advice I can give the innocents is;

Find the tweezers and you'll find a killer! 8)
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Postby Dotsie » Wed Jan 12, 2011 5:56 am

WooooOOOOoooOOoobuggeroooOooo

Someone was clearly jealous of all those gold stars...and now I'll never finish my education, waah!
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:06 am

Who could be cunning enough to decapitate Decapitating Dotsie? :P

I doubt it would be bikkit or Big Daddy, as they have Pooh flu :wink:
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Jan 12, 2011 12:16 pm

BTW I lied about BD and bikkit having Pooh Flu :lol:
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Postby michelanCello » Wed Jan 12, 2011 7:51 pm

Jan and Dotsie dead?? :shock:

By the way, am I the only one who thinks it weird that we're looking for a killer among asassins?
Still, I have a theory. What if Bikkit and BigDaddy's absence is only a trick? What if they are the killers and only stay away for us not to suspect them? :shock: Gotta loooooove conspiracy theories... :twisted:
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Postby raisindot » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:53 pm

What I don't get is if Jan got the most votes to be booted off the boat, does that mean we collectively killed her by voting her as the killer or that she was killed by the killer? Or was Jan killed by our vote and Dotsie killed by the real killer?

Sorry, but I've just gotten in from shoveling two feet of newly fallen snow from the driveway and walk outside my 'dormroom' and the old brain cells are still a bit frazzled.
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Postby michelanCello » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:13 pm

I think we - that is you guys since I didn't vote for Jan, so I'm Pontius Pilate here :P - voted Jan off, so she got killed, and Dotsie was killed by the real killers who are still among us! :shock:
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Postby SimStars13 » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:30 pm

Yeah, we - once again, we means you lot who did vote for Jan ;) - voted Jan off, thus she was killed, but it was the 'real' killers who killed Dotsie. Therefore, we have to find these killers in our midst! I agree mc, looking for killers in a bunch of assassins is kinda strange.
What's also strange is that I'm sitting in front of a real human head. I mean, I've sat in front of a fake one before (art rooms, don't ask)...


Sir, can I move seats please? Dotsie's distracting me.
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:19 pm

(Sir has left the room. You may do what you wish with the head. :P )
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:27 pm

raisindot wrote:What I don't get is if Jan got the most votes to be booted off the boat, does that mean we collectively killed her by voting her as the killer or that she was killed by the killer? Or was Jan killed by our vote and Dotsie killed by the real killer?

You collectively killed Jan by voting her off. I just assigned Dotsie to admit the final coup de grace.
Dotsie was killed by the real killers. :roll:

In order to give you all a graphic example of how it works, the person voted off this round will be killed by Poisondot. This doesn't mean Poisondot is a killer, only that he will nominate the choice of death for the voted-offer. :twisted: (unless he himself is voted off, then I will assign the task to another player)

This choosing of the manner of death for the voted-offer is my own invention. 8)
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