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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:45 pm

Similar yeah - :lol:

They all only had the One Star but it was a dirty great big shiny one :twisted:
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Sat Dec 18, 2010 8:34 am

Sjoerd3000 wrote:Shouldn't I go to hospital? :P

Shouldn't I go to a hospital, or at least have a doctor? Am I having my baby now? :shock: Where's the doctor???
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Dec 18, 2010 10:47 am

I heard the Tenth legion had a good doctor. Their camp must be somewhere around here :P
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat Dec 18, 2010 7:05 pm

Looks like we won't be needing the camera for a photo finish... ;-)

Dorien ~ 3
Sabrina ~ 1

Ruth ~ 2 to land in Limbo - ooooooh dear! :shock:
Miriam ~ 6 to gold point #V
Sharon ~ 1
Lilith ~ 6 to gold point #V


A very interesting development here...! :twisted:

Miriam and Lilith ~ Zak's just got the sack and the receptionist's dumped him!

Mixed outcomes here -
Lilith you get a jubilation! ~ All is not lost! Zak lends you his SmartChariot to get to the Travel Lodge just outside town. Throw again
Miriam... you get more tribulations ~ The receptionist's still got the hump with Zak and refuses to book you in without payment up front. You can't afford the room rate... You and Joesph have a massive row ~ miss a turn

Ruth ~ so near and yet so far... so good? :P

And so it came to pass *yawns* that the virgin Ruth and her spouse walked wearily into the lowly donkey park. It's dark, cold and foggy but suddenly...! :shock: There is a heavenly choir singing and a blindingly bright star over the stable - how beautiful! How raputrous! How...

Damnation! The donkey's takes fright at all the racket and flashy lights and runs down into a very deep, very soggy ditch. Joseph's run out of carrots... You'll have to wait until you throw a six to get out while he goes off to see if the landlord has any going spare (carrots that is). :twisted:

Ruth ~ throw a 6 to get out of Limbo... :-D
Miriam - miss a turn
Lilith ~ 2 bonus spaces next round


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Postby deldaisy » Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:46 am

WAIT!!!!!! I'm not even past the halfway point!!!!!!!!

I can't have a baby out HERE!
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Postby deldaisy » Sun Dec 19, 2010 6:50 am

Jan Van Quirm wrote:You want to go to a Palestinian Hospital at 4 hours to 1CE? Did they even have them then? No! :twisted:

You'll just have to suffer and hope that Gabriel removed the practical virgin bits otherwise this little Messiah's gonna hurt more than a tad on the way out.... :shock: 8)


Sjoerd said:
But they do have Hilton Hotels and Holiday Inns?


Bit confusing huh?
Maybe the hotel has a resident doctor?
WHAT am I saying... Look you woosey! I had to have MY damn kids without pain killers so stuff your santa hat between your teeth and get your legs up in the stirrups!
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:04 am

Hotels in Aramaic -

Hilton = Hill Town

Holiday Inn = Holy Day Inn

That clear things up? :lol: 8)
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Postby deldaisy » Sun Dec 19, 2010 10:13 am

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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sun Dec 19, 2010 11:14 pm

Now - a chance perhaps for some of the other maids to get some Messiah action if Ruth fails to throw a six to get out of Limbo on the way to the stables?! :lol: Perhaps she just forgot to go to the Little Madonnas room back at the Hilton and it wasn't her waters after all...? :shock:

Dorien ~ 2
Sabrina ~ 2

Ruth ~ no 6, just a 2 - you're staying put girlfriend! ;-)
Miriam ~ missing a turn
Sharon ~ 5
Lilith ~ 3 to Limbo #V


And again luck seems to be favouring Lilith - but for how long?

Now as the maiden Lilith and her spouse were on the road to the Travel Lodge they came to pass the Bethlehem branch of MadonnaCare and Lo! Fiery characters lit up the night sky in hues of Neon as they drew close by...
FLOOD SALE! EVERYTHING MUST GO IN 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS ~ 50% OFF ALL LINES!

Oh dear! Oh Lilith! ~ You've exceeded the credit limit on your Madonna card... Go back four spaces and raid Joseph's wallet

Which leaves us something like this...

Ruth ~ still needs to throw a 6 to get out of Limbo... :-D
Lilith ~ minus 4 spaces next round

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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:13 am

Yeah Limbo! 8)
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Postby poohcarrot » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:39 am

Who's blue by the way? I really can't be bothered to go back to the start to check. :D
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Postby Quatermass » Mon Dec 20, 2010 3:47 am

Stupid question, but is it me, or does Lilith look like Jacqueline Pearce?
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Mon Dec 20, 2010 10:38 am

poohcarrot wrote:Who's blue by the way? I really can't be bothered to go back to the start to check. :D

you don't have to go back. Jan always writes every name in their color.
So blue is Ruth, witch is me, and it looks like I'll be staying put until I don't get a 6, so you lot go on, I'll be resting for a while... :?
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Mon Dec 20, 2010 11:21 am

CrysaniaMajere wrote:
poohcarrot wrote:Who's blue by the way? I really can't be bothered to go back to the start to check. :D

you don't have to go back. Jan always writes every name in their color.
So blue is Ruth, witch is me, and it looks like I'll be staying put until I don't get a 6, so you lot go on, I'll be resting for a while... :?


No worries Crys, I´ve told doctor Marcus Medicus where you are. He´s on his way :wink:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Mon Dec 20, 2010 12:48 pm

Told you this game was 'easy' :lol:

Yep Quatermass - Lilith is Servalan (can you think of anyone more poisonous? :wink: ) and Sjoerd is the badass to the bone sponsoring her :lol:
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