Messiah ~ An Xmas game for pagans and atheists everywhere

[ShadowNinjaCat]

Yay, off she goes

[Sjoerd3000]

I've got a golden point!

[deldaisy]

No. Its fine Jan. If the donkey won't go to Bethlehem...

Well I managed to lure it out of the stall.... now how to lure it out of the taxi.....

[Jan Van Quirm]

And they're off again! Except for Dorien and Sabrina

Dorien ~ missing a turn
Sabrina ~ missing a turn
Ruth ~ 3
Miriam ~ 3 to get you onto gold point #IV!
Sharon ~ 2 bonus throw + 1
Lilith ~ 4 bonus throw + 1 - whoops! You're in Limbo girlfriend!

Well the field's spreading out again - it's going to take some incredible luck for some of you madonnas to get back in with a chance, but then the Lord does move in mysterious ways at times

Miriam- It's late on December 24th. You're far too late - the discount offer has expired and the Holiday Inn is full... You have hysterics going back to the Livestock Park and the donkey's so scared it casts a shoe. Miss a turn while Joseph takes the donkey to the blacksmith

And back on the road to Bethleham - Lilith and her Joe find their way blocked by a burning bush! It's in the worst place possible as they'll have to take a long detour, but luckily Joe gets all masterful and throws a carrot over the flames and the donkey chases after it. Gallop on for three spaces next throw.

Lilith ~ 3 space bonus throw next round.


updated as of 20:40 on 15/12/2010

[Sjoerd3000]

Yeah! Come on donkey! Faster, faster!

[Jan Van Quirm]

And straight onto the main event

Dorien ~ 5 and into Limbo!
Sabrina ~ 3
Ruth ~ 3
Miriam ~ missing a turn!
Sharon ~ 2 and into Limbo!
Lilith ~ 3 bonus spaces & a 5 so onto gold point IV!

And we have 2 Limbos and a #IV gold point challenges this time!

So Lilith- It's late on December 24th. You're far too late - the discount offer has expired and the Holiday Inn is full... But it's OK cousin Zak's going to sort something for you at the Hilton - maybe... Have a bonus throw anyway

And back on the B roads to Bethlehem it's more tribulations for Dorien and Sharon - A burning bush is in your way ~ Move back three spaces away from the heat and beseech the Lord for rain...

Lilith ~ 1 space bonus throw next round.


updated as of 22:20 on 16/12/2010

[Sjoerd3000]

I don´t mind sleeping in the stable, if the Hilton is full too

[Jan Van Quirm]

There's a 3rd place remember *yawns*

[deldaisy]

LIMBO! Oh yeah PARTY ON!



OMG! MY BACK!!!! MY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jan Van Quirm]

And the field's spread out yet again!
Dorien ~ 3 spaces back and forward 4!
Sabrina ~ 3
Ruth ~ 5 to get on gold point #6
Miriam ~ 3
Sharon ~ 3 spaces back and forward 1!
Lilith ~ 5

So no Limbos this time and just the 1 gold point

So Ruth- The Travel Lodge has been been shut down by the Imperial Trading Standards Office as a health hazard! :shocked:

And, again finding no room at the last Inn in town, Joseph pleaded mightily with the Landlord asking him if he could not find it in his heart to let them have anywhere that had a roof over it for the Virgin Ruth to rest overnight. The man looked askance at the young couple and began to shake his head when Lo! A miracle occurs...

Your waters break and the landlord, moved by pity lets you use one of the stable stalls in the Chariot Park at a rock bottom price on the basis that you provide your own hay and clear up the mess afterwards... Throw again you lucky mare!

Ruth~ 3 space bonus throw next round and watch your step - the floor's all slippery!


updated as of 18:50 on 17/12/2010

[deldaisy]

Three steps back and four forward.......

Time I lightened the load on my overnight baggage.



Less weight more speed donkey! ONNNN! ONNNNN! Giddy UP!

[Jan Van Quirm]

Maybe I should go back to the random dice programme? Something very satisfying about tossing the bones though

[Sjoerd3000]

Shouldn't I go to hospital?

[Jan Van Quirm]

You want to go to a Palestinian Hospital at 4 hours to 1CE? Did they even have them then? No!

You'll just have to suffer and hope that Gabriel removed the practical virgin bits otherwise this little Messiah's gonna hurt more than a tad on the way out....

[Sjoerd3000]

But they do have Hilton Hotels and Holiday Inns?