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Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:46 pm

Yay, off she goes :D
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:50 pm

I've got a golden point! :D
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Postby deldaisy » Wed Dec 15, 2010 3:19 pm

No. Its fine Jan. If the donkey won't go to Bethlehem...
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Well I managed to lure it out of the stall.... now how to lure it out of the taxi.....
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:45 pm

And they're off again! Except for Dorien and Sabrina :twisted:

Dorien ~ missing a turn
Sabrina ~ missing a turn

Ruth ~ 3
Miriam ~ 3 to get you onto gold point #IV!
Sharon ~ 2 bonus throw + 1
Lilith ~ 4 bonus throw + 1 - whoops! You're in Limbo girlfriend!
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Well the field's spreading out again - it's going to take some incredible luck for some of you madonnas to get back in with a chance, but then the Lord does move in mysterious ways at times ;-)

Miriam- It's late on December 24th. You're far too late - the discount offer has expired and the Holiday Inn is full... You have hysterics going back to the Livestock Park and the donkey's so scared it casts a shoe. Miss a turn while Joseph takes the donkey to the blacksmith :roll:

And back on the road to Bethleham - Lilith and her Joe find their way blocked by a burning bush! It's in the worst place possible as they'll have to take a long detour, but luckily Joe gets all masterful and throws a carrot over the flames and the donkey chases after it. Gallop on for three spaces next throw.

Lilith ~ 3 space bonus throw next round. :-D

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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:48 pm

Yeah! Come on donkey! Faster, faster! :P
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:22 pm

And straight onto the main event :lol:

Dorien ~ 5 and into Limbo!
Sabrina ~ 3

Ruth ~ 3
Miriam ~ missing a turn!
Sharon ~ 2 and into Limbo!
Lilith ~ 3 bonus spaces & a 5 so onto gold point IV!
:lol:

And we have 2 Limbos and a #IV gold point challenges this time! :twisted:

So Lilith- It's late on December 24th. :roll: You're far too late - the discount offer has expired and the Holiday Inn is full... But it's OK cousin Zak's going to sort something for you at the Hilton - maybe... :twisted: Have a bonus throw anyway :lol:

And back on the B roads to Bethlehem it's more tribulations for Dorien and Sharon - A burning bush is in your way ~ Move back three spaces away from the heat and beseech the Lord for rain...

Lilith ~ 1 space bonus throw next round. :-D

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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:25 am

I don´t mind sleeping in the stable, if the Hilton is full too :wink:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:45 pm

There's a 3rd place remember *yawns* :lol:
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Postby deldaisy » Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:00 pm

LIMBO! Oh yeah PARTY ON!
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OMG! MY BACK!!!! MY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Dec 17, 2010 6:53 pm

And the field's spread out yet again! :shock:
Dorien ~ 3 spaces back and forward 4!
Sabrina ~ 3

Ruth ~ 5 to get on gold point #6
Miriam ~ 3
Sharon ~ 3 spaces back and forward 1!
Lilith ~ 5


So no Limbos this time and just the 1 gold point :twisted:

So Ruth- The Travel Lodge has been been shut down by the Imperial Trading Standards Office as a health hazard! :shocked:

And, again finding no room at the last Inn in town, Joseph pleaded mightily with the Landlord asking him if he could not find it in his heart to let them have anywhere that had a roof over it for the Virgin Ruth to rest overnight. The man looked askance at the young couple and began to shake his head when Lo! A miracle occurs...

Your waters break and the landlord, moved by pity lets you use one of the stable stalls in the Chariot Park at a rock bottom price on the basis that you provide your own hay and clear up the mess afterwards... :lol: Throw again you lucky mare! :roll:

Ruth~ 3 space bonus throw next round and watch your step - the floor's all slippery! :-D :P

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Postby deldaisy » Fri Dec 17, 2010 7:05 pm

Three steps back and four forward.......

Time I lightened the load on my overnight baggage.

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Less weight more speed donkey! ONNNN! ONNNNN! Giddy UP!
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:01 pm

:lol: Maybe I should go back to the random dice programme? Something very satisfying about tossing the bones though :P
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:01 pm

Shouldn't I go to hospital? :P
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:28 pm

You want to go to a Palestinian Hospital at 4 hours to 1CE? Did they even have them then? No! :twisted:

You'll just have to suffer and hope that Gabriel removed the practical virgin bits otherwise this little Messiah's gonna hurt more than a tad on the way out.... :shock: 8)
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Fri Dec 17, 2010 9:30 pm

But they do have Hilton Hotels and Holiday Inns? :roll:
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