The Leonard of Quirm Renaming of Everyday Objects Thread

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Postby Tonyblack » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:16 am

Nappy - a device for preventing fall-out. :lol:

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Postby bikkit » Mon Sep 27, 2010 4:12 pm

disgusting brown substance that may be smeared on sandwiches

cocktail stick
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Postby The Mad Collector » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:35 am

Cocktail stick - Piece-of-wood-that-is-sharp-at-both-ends-for-sticking-into-an-olive-and-your-hand-at-the-same-time.

teapot
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Postby ElenaRoan » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:13 pm

Changing-dried-leaves-into-a-hot-drink device

glasses
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Postby Doughnut Jimmy » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:28 am

Correcting visual defects by holding lenses of prescribed shape and thickness in front of the eyes device

Combine Harvester
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:49 am

a vehicle of many contraptions that assist in collecting of crops during harvest time .

cctv camera
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Postby Jane » Thu Sep 30, 2010 10:28 am

Device to aquire free entertainment from admission charging venues like the Pink Pussycat club or the Dysc theater.


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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Wed Oct 06, 2010 7:43 pm

to turn bits of bread golden brown and warm up the cheese in between portable device.


fire alarm smoke detector
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Postby mystmoon » Wed Oct 06, 2010 9:17 pm

Device to alert others to the presence of a fire by beeping incessantly

Bag
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Postby Sharon007 » Wed Oct 06, 2010 10:46 pm

A portable device that comes in lots of different colours, sizes and materials to lose lots of objects in!! Must also match shoes! :twisted:

stapler
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Postby poohcarrot » Wed Oct 06, 2010 11:57 pm

A hitting-the-top-to-send-a-twisted-metal-joining-paper-together device.

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Postby Danny B » Sat Oct 09, 2010 4:13 am

Device for the simultaneous manufacture of soggy toast and cheese at magma-like temperatures.

Clothes horse
Carpe carpio*

* Correction - Carpio diem
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Postby madam » Tue Oct 12, 2010 4:54 pm

"a device for closing up on your foot every time you try and use it for its original function"


false-nails
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Postby ghostsecurity28 » Wed Oct 13, 2010 7:06 am

pieces of plastic to assist people with the condition chronic onychophagia to make them look not so ragged extensions. [think that makes sense]

ring binder
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Postby madam » Sun Oct 24, 2010 10:06 pm

thing-to-take-the-fingers-off-any-unwary-snooper


Corset 8)
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