After the youmans,alchemysts and wizards fought with the vogons for their planet and successfully beat them with their steamrail cannons. they all sat around a camp fire melting chocolate into little wooden cups contemplating the universe an alchemyst thought to himself how to make thinks more interesting lets add some of this spice found growing in the faraway kingdom of south alcymica known as chilyi.
This ingredient certainly spiced them up now they all thought this is rather a dull place we have green unicorns and dragons and dwaffs but now we need something else. they all started chanting a spell to conjure up the goddess heather the eldest wizard stepped towards an apparition which appeared in the flames and asked "our lady, we are asking if you can create some new lifeforms this world is a rather boring place"
the goddess heather thought deeply for a second or two which is surprising long time for her
" okey dokey we shall bring back ghosts from the afterlife and they can walk the earth scaring people and a good source of camp fire stories, we shall create piskies and faeries to brighten a childs private world. have to have wolves, oooh shall have werewolves and vampyres too "
the goddess clicked her blue stilettos and all creatures came into being she disappeared saying "hmm fancy a custard cream better go and find bikkit "
And in Heather's case, there were sometimes Third Thoughts and Fourth Thoughts, although these were quite difficult to manage and sometimes led her to walk into doors