(If we look like what are avatars are then does that mean one of the God's is the terminator? And what am I? A faceless God that created Angland? God help us all...Oh wait we are God's, right...)
But not all was happy in the land of Angland*, half the population began to worship Bikkit and Bikkit alone, while a quarter worshipped KPDGaskell for making them a separate continent, even if it was rather small, had miserable weather and the only luxury it had was tea, the other quarter was too busy sleeping to worship any God's, but anyway, the quarter** that worshipped KPDGaskell began to terrorize those that did not bow to his mighty mightiness, and so a civil war broke out and the country was divided in half, Angland would become the bottom half and the other half was to be un-named until somebody thought of an appropriate name.
* Come to think of it nothing's happy in the land of the EVIL tea and miserable weather
**Slowly growing to a third as more people woke up and started worshipping God's
(Bow to my MIGHTY MIGHTINESS! (My ego knows no bounds))
"Note for Americans and other aliens: Milton Keynes is a new city approximately halfway between London and Birmingham. It was built to be modern, efficient, healthy, and, all in all, a pleasant place to live. Many Britons find this amusing." -Good Omens