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Postby bikkit » Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:43 pm

The youmans steal the secret of coffee from the gods because Bikkit, upon realizing that her hioly animal didn't exist, was creating many of the white, fluffy things. Then when Bikkit found out she came down to the youmans and asked for it back, nicely. Then She realized that people couldn't give secrets back and gave up.

Seeing that their godess may have been a little annoyed about the whole episode, the Bikkitian tribe offered unto her their new invention- hair grips- to tame her wild and messy mop of hair. The reply that boomed from the heavens where Bikkit was sitting on a cloud with a megaphone was "Dont you little buggers dare..." From that day, hair grips wre only used to pusish sinners. Of which there were almost none because Bikkit was too lazy and too busy creating whether butterflies to think of any decnt sins apart from "baking pistachio cookies"

(nope. try again. nice idea, though ^.^)
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Postby unseenu » Mon Aug 09, 2010 2:37 pm

With their minds accelerated with the new stimulating foods like chocolate and coffee Youmanity was getting better and better at using magic.Magic became real not because of Youman but rabbit narrative belief,the rabbit's legend of the Youman evil was that they had the power to magically transpose rabbits into prisons known as hats(hat meaning hell in the rabbit tounge) before being lifted out and then sacrificed in front of an audience by being sawn in half.Because of this hats became an extremely important part of Youman wizardry,it was almost impossible to be magical without being compelled to wear a hat .

[this world is sounding more Pratchettesque the more we write : :D]
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Postby Quark » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:48 am

[this world is sounding more Pratchettesque the more we write : ]

Really? It's the same style, but quite different in premise :)

As youmankind discovered magic and advanced across the continents, they encountered dragons. Responses were varied: Some parties attacked dragons on sight, seeing as they'd fight anything in the arctic regions if there was the chance it would yield a meal. Others had the foresight to bring their own food, and those who brought sausages were surprised at the result. Consequentially, after much dispute, dragonkind split into two groups: Those who sided with, and those who sided against, youmanity.
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Postby unseenu » Tue Aug 10, 2010 11:31 am

A small geeky meeting of amateur wizards came together and began compiling the first spell book.Any spell anyone had discovered was allowed to be written into it and anyone was allowed to improve upon what was already written,this great communal book became known as the Wiccapedia. :o
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Postby Quark » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:29 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: Well played.

The only problem was that no spell could ever be guaranteed to work or even be based on some logical structure, having been submitted by everybody and anybody, and as a result, many of the early wizards blew themselves to pieces because nobody had invented citation. :)
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Postby bikkit » Tue Aug 10, 2010 12:51 pm

also, because everyone and anyone was submitting spells some wizards who had, for instance, become inspired while eating an egg mayo sandwich had written their spells on totally inappropriate objects because they needed to write them down NOW. The egg mayo sandwich then killed Bernard the thick (in both senses of the word) when he ate it and the subsequent magical discharge killed everyone within 100 meters (two pigeons and 100 ants and Bernard, obviosly)

Another group that was flourishing were the Alchemysts. Who were basically Alchemists without dictionaries. These unfortunate people caused even more explosions than the wizards. And then caused even more by trying to revvive those who had died in explosions. Many lost limbs and Alchemysts became the people most interested in creating working prosthetic limbs. The solution was found by making them out of metal and infusing them with magic. Unfortunatly this made them even more explosive. Some of the most famous alchemists were Roy Pony (discovered how to make explosion using only a piece of cotton and a badass angry face) And Ted L. Reek (Discovered how to make explosions using his bare hands. It was later discovered that he kept gunpowder in his prosthetics. This still didn't explain how he could create whole entire walls out of nothing. Useful for a profession that requires constant house repares.)

(Not referencing a certain manga that I am a raving mental fan of- FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST (ok. FMA disc hybrid thing :DImage I'm so original. Image fear my name punning skills )
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Postby unseenu » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:23 pm

The wiccapedia had grown from one chunky book in a wizard's bedroom into a massive library,it was becoming more and more impractical for people to submit their spells at the front desk and read the existing spells.To combat this one wizard decided to set up a clever system using Youmanity's fledgling postal system.Instead of visiting the library personally one could now put a small amount of money in an envelope along with a slip of paper with the name of a spell on it,when this arrived at the wiccapedia office(the server as it became known) a runner would locate the book (or sandwich) with the requested page in it and make a copy using magical printing techniques.This copy could then be teleported to the address the request was made from,by bending time and space with magic it was possible for the requested page to arrive the same instant the letter was sent.It was also possible for people to submit new spells by post,allowing people to view the entire wiccapedia from their homes.
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:58 pm

Since Tonyblack created atheism more and more Youmans became atheists. If atheism wasn't stopped the Youmans wouldn't believe in gods anymore. The Great God Sjoerd decided something had to be done. So he created lightning! :twisted:
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Postby unseenu » Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:06 pm

Unseenu decided to end the messy war known as 'the chocolate crusades' that was being fought between chocolate makers and those that believed bikkit's chips were too holy to melt.He created chocolate bar trees which people were free to melt down as they wished.In one area where these new trees grew the heat from a volcano was conducted through the soil meaning the chocolate tree's fruits were constantly melting,this created a chocolate river.
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Postby bikkit » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:25 pm

The clerics of Bikkit discovered that you could put the chocolate liquid into cookie mix and make....chocolate cookies. These were offered unto the cloud cookoos who delivered them unto their mistress. The reply that they got was "Add orange zest. No questions, just do it."


A set of bikkitian Alchemysts also discovered that, when you add certain metals to explosions they become all pretty in all different colours. Someone more firmly anchord in reality then created fireworks. The great god Sjoerd was displeased at this imitaion of lightning, to which Bikkit said "Tough". Fireworks have since been used to celebrate almost every festival (of which bikkitism has a lot) Bikkitians can think of. And a few more.
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Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:36 pm

The goddess Shadow looked down at the chocolate river and had an idea.She made many,many cows,and told a Youman to make some chocolate milk.The Youman,never having heard the Goddess before,was frighted by the dark shadows around him and so made offerings of chocolate milk to the Gods regularly in a large crater.This crater became known as Gods-milk Lake
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Postby bikkit » Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:45 pm

(YUM! CHOCOLATE MILK)

Bikkit made the lake slightly heated so then the gods had hot chocolate. The lake would switch from hot to ice cold depending on what she felt like. Unfortunatly Shadow got all the credit.
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Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:09 pm

(I thought you don't like milk bikkit :roll: I am weak to the tastiness of the stuff om nom nom)

Shadow, seeing the unjustness of the Youmen not realising the Goddess bikkit was heating the lake,grew annoyed and it showed.The Youmen of Gods-Milk Lake became frighted of their Goddess Shadow and made an offering of giant cookies,with orange zest, to the the Goddess bikkit in apology.Oh and lots of fireworks too :wink:
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Postby bikkit » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:24 pm

(but this is CHOCOLATE milk)

Bikkit was grateful to the Godess shadow for being so kind. The Bikkitian church and the followers of shadow became allies. This was celebrated with fireworks. Bikkit gave Shadow the one black cloud cuckoo and Shadow gave the alchemysts a dictionary and Bikkit a lemonade fountain. The Alchmysts, however continued spelling badly because, well, this new spelling stuff could be DANGEROUS.

(psst. Shadow. There should be ninjas by now. But not blonde ones in orange jumpsuits.)
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Postby ShadowNinjaCat » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:37 pm

(wahh!I forgot ninjas! :P thanks bikkit :wink: )

The warrior Youmen that followed the Goddess Shadow became skilled at stealth and hiding in Her shadows.This was how ninjas started.
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