The god game

[unseenu]

Unseenu vanished and reappeared a nanosecond later with a strange looking bottle "I got this from my friend blind io who hasn't seen me for years,its a bottle of narrativium.It should make this world extremely interesting",he said tipping the whole bottle into the ocean ready to make the beliefs of the world's inhabitants* come true.

*So far only the birds

[Sjoerd3000]

Sjoerd found the birds extremly boring so he created turtles to have a bit of fun

[unseenu]

The birds still told stories about fish and the narrativium made them real,when they saw the fish for themselves that made them all the more real.

The turtles told a story that they once outraced mythical creatures that could move extremely fast (well over four miles an hour) which they called rabbits and hares.The narrativium made the rabbits and hares real

The rabbits and hares believed that they once ate green stuff called grass so that became real as well.

[Sjoerd3000]

The grass believed it was once eaten by horses aswell so the narrativium made the horses real too

[unseenu]

the horses had a myth that they were once enslaved by two legged creatures that forced them to chase after red dogs called foxes.Foxes were part of rabbit mythology as well which would seem to confirm their existence so they became real


wow this narrativium's powerful stuff,its spinning a whole ecosystem into existence

[unseenu]

Every single animal had a myth about the deadliest and most evil creature of all,a two legged thing with very little fur that pursecuted all other animals.Unseenu saw these things becoming real and said "I will name them Man",he went up to them to tell the creatures their new name shouting "You! Man!"


"What he say?" said one early human to another
"He say Youman,i think it our name"

"Very well from now on we shall be called the Youman race!"

[Sjoerd3000]

Sjoerd decided to annoy the Youmans by creating Mosquitos

[ShadowNinjaCat]

The god Shadow decided that the landscape looks uninteresting,and so created vast mountian ranges high up into the sky,with a few volcanoes scattered around for later excitement.

[unseenu]

a clan of short youmans thought the new mountains would be a great place to live so they wandered up into them and began to settle in the caves.The youman who led this group was a beardy man called 'Dwaff' so they became known as Dwaffish people or Dwaff's.

[Sjoerd3000]

Sjoerd wanted a home for himself so he found the biggest mountain Shadow had created and created a house (palace) for himself there

[unseenu]

Up in harsh environment of the mountains the Dwaffs were developing in techonology faster than the more primitive Youmans down below.It was not long before they learned to manipulate lava flows in the volcanoes and melt ores with it,they were getting really good at making metal tools with this method.

[Sjoerd3000]

Sjoerd looked down on the world from his mountain and decided that this world needed at least one intelligent species so he created camels

[Quark]

The intelligent camels began to rapidly develop their society, building desert towns and cities on the wide plains, but eventually, they made a small mistake.
They invented religion.

Meanwhile, on the fiery volcanic north pole, the god of fire and ice, Egbert, was getting bloody tired of the weather, which alternated between pyroclastic flows and blizzards, so he chopped up a lump of icy pumice into a vaguely aerodynamic shape and said 'Let there be dragons to keep the balance of fire and ice, and ensure that I can have a damn decent barbecue around here. One with some nice sausages.' For this reason, among dragon religions, the sausage is a sacred food, and it is said the bringer of sausages will wear a striped apron and have ketchup unto his right hand.

[bikkit]

The Goddess of daydreams, cookies and cloud cuckoos, Bikkit appered unto the youmans and showed them the ways of making cookies. These became a sacred food and were made even better when Bikkit created chocolate chip trees. Because she could. The Bikkitian religeon flourished because, well, who wouldn't want to join a religeon that was centered around eating cookies?

Also, in one youman village a sandwich maker was sent by the great and holy bob.*

*if anyone can guess the reference, I wouldn't be surprised

[unseenu]

[Its a reference to the game runescape right?]

The Youmans were developing rapidly and had learned the ways of using currency from watching the real estate sparrows,instead of apples they used metal coins.The art of forging them had come about when a youman explorer had recontacted the dwoff's and seen their ways of smithing with lava furnaces.Despite finally having access to the resource that is necessary for crime*,they weren't truely happy.

"Let them discover the true secret of bikkit's chocolate chips",said unseenu.At that very moment a Youman eating a sacred cookie dropped some of the chocolate chips into a furnace and discovered they could be melted and hardened into bars like gold,these new 'Chocolate bars' made those who ate them very happy and the people who sold them even happier.There were some Bikkitian groups however that thought the practice of chocolate making was a defilement of the holy plant causing a split in the church.A small group broke away from the Bikkitian church of chocolate chip cookies and formed the Unseenuic Church of Chocolate MMM Chocolate.

*crime is very important to the development of civilisation.Without crime the police would be out of work,law makers and governments would be out of work,even criminals would be out of work .How would they survive? they'd have to turn to crime.