The god game

[KPDGaskell]

Ahem, it goes...

Robots -> Zombies -> Ninjas -> Pirates

No you have it the wrong way round.

Robots <- Zombies <- Ninjas <- Pirates

Now will everyone stop trying to kill me so I can create robot ninja zombie pirates already?

[Sjoerd3000]

The comet kept making circles around the planets surrounding Quark. Quark was imprisonment by these planets which was fine by Sjoed. The puny comet the weak god KPDGaskell sent was no problem for him

He then made his warriors search every cave on the pancake!

[KPDGaskell]

Hang on, does that mean i'm hiding in caves because i'm wanted for dragon terrorism?

[Sjoerd3000]

It could be You said:

He then vanished from he face of the pancake, most people think he is hiding in caves.

So you could be hiding in caves or most people just believe you are hiding in caves, while in fact you are somewhere else

[michelanCello]

The goddess michelanCello watched all this, and suddenly had an idea. She invented a new term, which she called "peace" and wich was meant to stop all this... she also thought of an icon, which looked like this:


She presented her new idea to the others, who said:

[KPDGaskell]

Why is this 'peace' symbol the footprint of a large bird?

[michelanCello]

Because it's the footprint of a white pigeon, like this:



His name is Eddie...

[Sjoerd3000]

Because KPDGaskell spoke Sjoerd could immediately localise him and fired some lightning bolts at him

He then said to the goddess mC: Piece? As in blown to pieces you mean?

[michelanCello]

The goddess michelanCello thought she'd done everything she could, so leaned back with some popcorn (which she invented just a moment before ) and watched the show...

[KPDGaskell]

The God KPDGaskell considered this idea of 'peace' for awhile, he decided on an improved idea, he would form this thing known as an 'alliance', where two Gods would make peace with each other so that they could completely obliterate the enemy.

There was however one flaw with this plan, all the Gods hated him, after some thinking he came up with the idea of saying sorry to Sjoerd, that was until he was hit by a lightning bolt.

(When will the first almighty God war end? I want to get back to green unicorns)

[Sjoerd3000]

The war will end with an unconditional surrender or with all the gods destroyed

[SimStars13]

The goddess SimStars decided that to be different, she would side with the God KPDGaskell. For this she invent a new style of hat - the Trilby.

Then she threw one with a metal rim at Sjoerd.

[unseenu]

Unseenu who had been absent from the world of his creation for a long time reappeared and surveyed the chaos of the war of the gods.In a desperate attempt to end the fighting he mumbled in an unconfident voice,"Hey guys why don't we just flip a coin to decide who wins".

With that he took out a massive hundred mile wide coin and flipped it,it tumbled to earth and created a huge series of valleys and craters in the north of angland.Several people in sgotland saw this and rushed towards this sudden payment from the gods and settled in the rolling hills it created.Their leader was called Yorg so the new region,mainly made up of sheep farms and taverns was named Yorg'sshyre.

Unseenu's actions had done nothing to end the fighting but it had created some nice scenery,however,during intergalactic multidimmensional supernatural war nice scenery is not really so important.

[Quark]

"Guys!" moaned Quark the Malevolent, mixing up a hydrogencarbonate trioxichloride milkshake out of a nearby star, "Can I come out now? This is really getting silly."

"Oh wait," he said, frowning. "I started this, didn't I?"

[unseenu]

Yorg's aunt who was called Bessie was busy in her kitchen trying to make a pancake which failed miserably creating a round mass of dough that tasted great with gravy*.She started to sell this new dish all over Angland under the name "Aunt Bessie's Yorgs'shyre puddings".

Far across the country inspired by the success of Yorgs'shyre a man called Willt decided it was about time it had a rival 'Shyre**' and so created 'Willt'sshyre'. Behind a keyboard*** in this new shyre a man was born who would grow up to write hilarious satirical novels set on a fictional round world with absolutely no magic.This man's name Perry Tratchett

*Gods know how she got gravy near a pancake

**different from a Shire which is where midgets who don't like shoes live

***a piece of wood for hanging keys on