The god game

[Sjoerd3000]

Sjoerd noticed that KPDGaskell stole some of his power this was unacceptable so he destroyed KPDGaskell with a well placed lightning bolt. However what Sjoerd didn't know was that he only destroyed the evil twin of KPDGaskell.

[Quark]

Leaping at the chance for a decent conflict, Quark the Maligned promptly threw an asteroid at Sjoerd, ducked behind the nearest planet, and started slinging comets around the sun.

[Sjoerd3000]

Sjoerd avoided the astroid but it hit a part of the world where no youmans lived. so it only killed some big lizards.

In turn Sjoerd threw some lightning bolts at Quark

[KPDGaskell]

After stealing his evil twin’s identity, the God KPDGaskell finally had some power and decided to team up with Quark to DESTROY Sjoerd and started bringing gigantic tsunami's up at Sjoerd.

Of course he made sure that the waves didn't land anywhere that it could wipe out any IMPORTANT species, it just hit Snales and wiped out most of the dragon population.

[Sjoerd3000]

Sjoerd didn't liked this and he ordered his warriors to attack KPDGaskell

[ShadowNinjaCat]

The Goddess Shadow loved dragons and so sent her ninjas to help God Sjoerd's warriors attack KPDGaskell

[Quark]

Gobsmacked at the destruction of his favourite species, Quark sent his dragon air squadron to attack the previously allied KPDgaskell! Ninjas! Warriors! Dragons! They were all set with an impossible task: Destroying a god.

Quark found lightning bolts a tad dull as celestial weapons go, and sent a blast of solar wind winging towards Sjoerd.

[KPDGaskell]

.The God KPDGaskell didn't expect this much anger and rage from a couple hundred dragons, it's as if someone actually cared about them.

And so he decided to create a new type of warrior, the only problem he had was the fact that pretty much anyone that worshipped Quark, Sjoerd or Shadow (Considered very senior Gods) had pretty much burnt, killed or banished all his worshippers from Angland, the country HE made.

And so his followers built gigantic boats and set sail, travelling through the waves, firing at any dragons they saw with these strange things called cannons. They took over any ships belonging to Shadow's ninjas or Sjoerd's warriors and looted them. He called his worshippers: Pirates.

Soon almost every pirate ship had put up the God KPDGaskell’s flag to show their loyalty*. Life as a pirate was soon so popular that people made a special holiday where everyone talked like a pirate**

After meddling with Youman culture the God KPDGaskell remembered the war and quickly changed the suns orbit to bowl straight through both Sjoerd and Quark, he had trouble un-doing this though and so it tends to do it once every year now.

*There were two problems to this. The first being that it told people who they were and made it harder to find decent prey that hadn't chucked all their valuables overboard into the sea. The second problem was that the God KPDGaskell didn't have a flag, so most people just put up a pair of black underwear with some skull and crossbones painted on it.
**The truth behind it was that people found it amusing and a good joke; no one had the gut to tell the God KPDGaskell this

(Also if shadow will ever forgive me (or if I’m not beaten to it) I have plans for ninjas and pirates)

[Sjoerd3000]

Sjoerd fired lightning bolts at the pirate ships which burned nicely. The solar wind knocked him off his feet momentarily. With revenge in mind he borrowed a comet from the god Halley and hurled it at Quark.

It was a tracker comet so it would find Quark what ever he did

[KPDGaskell]

But the God KPDGaskell wanted to mess about a bit and so he moved a planet in the way of Quark so the comet just crashed into it.

You've got to try harder than that .

[Sjoerd3000]

The planet KPDGaskell moved in the way of the comet was however a gas giant so the comet just went through it and continued it´s way

[KPDGaskell]

The God KPDGaskell, rather annoyed at the gas giant thing, put a ring of gigantic planets around Quark and then directed his own comet at Sjoerd.

He then vanished from he face of the pancake, most people think he is hiding in caves.

[ShadowNinjaCat]

They took over any ships belonging to Shadow's ninjas...

The Goddess Shadow was shocked that mere pirates where able to defeat Her ninjas*and blamed Her ninjas for being lazy and not training hard enough.Her ninjas where very ashamed of themselves and trained much much harder.So hard in fact that they now,like any self respecting ninja ,could jump across vast distances of land and jumping on water as also a neat new trick
Her ninjas vowed to their Goddess that they would search the lands for
KPDGaskell and defeat any pirate they found

*As it is a well known fact that ninjas are greater than pirates

[Quark]

Ahem, it goes...

Robots -> Zombies -> Ninjas -> Pirates

[ShadowNinjaCat]

Whaaat! no ways are zombies cooler ,robots can be cooler sometimes