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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:42 pm

Yes I will. :P
As I don't have a guilty conscience about anything, I always sleep like a baby.
You, on the other hand Jan, will be stroking your pussy and tossing in bed all night! :lol:

(Did that last line sound a bit rude? :?)
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:55 pm

I haven't got nay ribs left to bust now you rotten bugger! Image :lol:

Yes it was rude and yes I won't be able to sleep for tossing and turning - 'cos you've just bust all my ribs :lol:
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Postby Dotsie » Fri Jun 04, 2010 2:59 pm

:? But I thought Jan had a dog?
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Postby meerkat » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:02 pm

Is it me or are the posting times an hour behind?
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:03 pm

Yeah - and his name is mud atm - for busting all my ribs! :lol:

I think I mislaid my pussy in Aug 2008 for 2 days, but then we found it and buried it in the garden - rotten little sod was always p*ssing on the yucca pant anyway :twisted:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:18 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:At the worst moment my internet connection failed me.
no more posts as soon as my internet is back I will post an update
(using my phone now)

:roll: Excuses excuses 8)

Well look Sjoerd whilst you waiting for the superhighwaymen to get it on again pop out to the coffee shop, there's a good chap and get some brownies for the jailhouse... :lol:

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Jan Van Quirm wrote:*buffs nails* :lol: Are you ready my darling - we have a very loooooooooong night ahead of us methinks Image


I really hope you're talking about your pussy (cat), coz I'm going to bed in a minute. :P

The virtual night cuddlebunny - get your rest while you can Image
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:23 pm

If I were Jan and were innocent and had just got voted off, I would be screaming my innocence and calling you all, all the names under the sun.

She isn't. Therefore I don't need Sjoerd to tell me she's guilty, so I'm going to bed. 8)

Night night all. :lol:
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Postby michelanCello » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:35 pm

Wow...so Jan went to jail, huh? Maybe I'll make a bread with a grater in it... or maybe I'll just forget it. :wink:
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Postby Dotsie » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:45 pm

Why? Are you and Jan partners in crime? :shock: Or do you just think she might like a grated cheese sandwich? :lol:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Jun 04, 2010 3:50 pm

Oh course I'm going to jail! - and please yes to the grated cheese sarnie :lol:

I told you all not to vote for me if you wanted to get my invisible pardner! :wink:

Someone dies tonight anyway and it could be any one of you doing the killing - have fun whilst you can kiddies 'cos it's Russian roulette now and who can bluff best will win. No shame on whichever side wins now but I'm not helping anyone in my gawping - I nearly always tell the truth remember as you've discovered to your collective cost and the innocent's chance of winning is considerably less without me in still... :twisted:
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:01 pm

Jan died in a hail of arrows she rather died than go to prison :wink:

Deadline for the nightphase is 16:00Hr (London) Sunday 6 June
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:02 pm

Spoilsport! :lol:

Still gawping from the grave though - and haunting the naff blind cop :twisted:
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Fri Jun 04, 2010 4:04 pm

sorry no jailtime for killers :twisted:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Jun 04, 2010 5:45 pm

Please yourself - narrator's perks :lol:

Jano's just sung to you and snubbed Silen in doing so - prepare to be skewered :twisted:
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Postby michelanCello » Fri Jun 04, 2010 8:05 pm

Dotsie wrote:Why? Are you and Jan partners in crime? :shock: Or do you just think she might like a grated cheese sandwich? :lol:


Well, I actually thought that ham might taste better with the grater. :wink: Anyway, I just noticed that the fridge has broken down, and all the shops are closed, and an atomic bom has fallen on the town, so sadly there's no chance for me making that sandwich... :wink:
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