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by **majomull** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 6:29 pm

Don't fry bacon naked.

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:54 pm

The pig wont care if it's naked, it's dead.

by **michelanCello** » Wed Jan 23, 2013 9:28 pm

WWD has always a joke at hand

by **Alanz** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 8:45 am

It's still very cold here in the UK.

by **Ghost** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:30 pm

it's getting warmer round here though

by **Alanz** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 2:49 pm

The Snows nearly gone in Cleethorpes.

by **michelanCello** » Sat Jan 26, 2013 5:24 pm

There is no snow at all here in Bp

by **MrsWizzard** » Tue Jan 29, 2013 10:13 pm

It's been a while since I posted

by **SimonAtford** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:08 pm

I have posted a reply tour post. It is a day later.

by **The Mad Collector** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 8:44 pm

It is not possible to touch your right kneecap and your right ankle with your nose at the same time

by **michelanCello** » Wed Jan 30, 2013 10:31 pm

There will be people trying it though after having read that post

by **Who's Wee Dug** » Thu Jan 31, 2013 12:18 am

It's not possible to keep your eyes open when you sneeze.

by **The Mad Collector** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:51 am

This year it is 30 years since Terry first published a Discworld novel

by **Alanz** » Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:04 am

No Snow in Cleethorpes.....

by **KnightOfFewWords** » Wed Mar 13, 2013 6:01 pm

If the glove doesn't fit, don't start hacking at your fingers.

state the obvious game