Who would win in a fight?

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Who would win in a fight?

Postby unseenu » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:01 pm

this is a thread to discuss which discworld characters could beat each other in combat.You can either post a new fight for example: who would win in a fight? [character 1]v[character 2].Alternatively you can discuss the results of fights that have already been posted.
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Postby unseenu » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:03 pm

who would win in a fight? granny weatherwax or death
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Postby bikkit » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:05 pm

DEATH- if they were really fighting, to thee death or something.
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Postby CrysaniaMajere » Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:18 pm

it's not fair, everyone has to lose against Death sooner or later (in this case, Later, much later).
who would win between Granny and Nanny? Are we all sure Granny would win?
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Postby theoldlibrarian » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:52 pm

We all know Granny would win, the question is;
Rincewind Vs. Cohen
(Cohen is a much better fighter but can anyone really trump Rice wind's pure survival?)
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Postby Doughnut Jimmy » Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:14 pm

CrysaniaMajere wrote:it's not fair, everyone has to lose against Death sooner or later (in this case, Later, much later).
who would win between Granny and Nanny? Are we all sure Granny would win?


I suspect Nanny would find a way around it, she's not into direct confrontation but very good at manipulating people into doing what she wants
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Postby Quark » Fri Mar 05, 2010 10:06 am

I think Rincewind would run away long before actual defeat :P
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Postby Mysticsypher » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:37 pm

I think Rincewind would run away long before actual defeat

Too true! :lol:

Who would win between Esk and Susan?

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Postby madam » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:01 pm

Mysticsypher wrote:
I think Rincewind would run away long before actual defeat

Too true! :lol:

Who would win between Esk and Susan?

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susan-just , but i have a feeling they would both get bored and negotiate a draw (unless esk had been wailing on a certain elfish person beforehand of course, then susan would take her to the cleaners)

angua vs nobby?
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:10 pm

Angua Fangs down! :roll:
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Postby Doughnut Jimmy » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:11 pm

Lady Vetinari wrote:Angua Fangs down! :roll:


Thats assuming the taste of Nobby wasn't so disgusting she couldn't bring herself to bite him :lol:
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Mar 05, 2010 3:13 pm

Hi Madam

Angua - no problem. Unless she was already unconscious, then Nobby.

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Postby Quark » Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:57 am

Tricky one. I've got no idea, myself. Death is unbeatable, but I can't see a situation where he'd fight Susan. :?
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Postby unseenu » Tue Mar 09, 2010 6:11 pm

i see your point about death but it is possible for him to submit,what about the duel between him and mort? perhaps a god or auditor could beat death in a fight to the...err non existence but a new death would only materialise

angua vs nobby?


definately angua,especially during a full moon
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Postby mariekni » Tue Mar 09, 2010 10:58 pm

theoldlibrarian wrote:We all know Granny would win, the question is;
Rincewind Vs. Cohen
(Cohen is a much better fighter but can anyone really trump Rice wind's pure survival?)


Cohen as Bethan wouldnt see Cohen hurt would she :?:
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