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Postby Quark » Fri Feb 12, 2010 12:46 pm

You've already said something like that.

(Ponder Stibbons) was slayed for playing the same round twice. :D
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:52 am

Sorry. ive been a bit absent minded recently. I think its my genetic altzheimers kicking in :twisted:

ok, I wish i wasnt a wimp(not that i am :wink: :lol: )
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Postby Quark » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:14 am

You are no longer a wimp. You are, in fact, incredibly brave. However, unwisely, you throw yourself in front of a truck in order to save a kitten. It is no small comfort that the kitten got out of the way anyway.

I wish that adolescents were forbidden to say 'like' out of context.
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Postby Willem » Mon Feb 15, 2010 11:09 am

A law is passed, outlawing the use of the word 'like' out of context among adolescents.
The adolescents revolt, and take over the country using their computer skills. A new government is formed under the inspired leadership of Micheal 'The Zit' McNerd. His first decree is to change the official language from English to Textese. National anthem is changed to 'Like, God saves da queen, lol!'

I wish it was summer already.
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Postby Quark » Mon Feb 15, 2010 12:06 pm

Great answer :lol: . I couldn't stand textese for long... Us PC gamers, proud guardians of an ancient culture - okay, okay, a few decades - would not stand for this.

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Postby Willem » Tue Feb 16, 2010 3:35 pm

You meet Fatal1ty. However, he heard you can't stand textese and since his name contains a 1 instead of a I, he takes this personally. He vows to track you down in every online game you play to kill you. Even Hello Kitty: Island Adventures.


I wish they would bring back my favorite flavour of crisps.
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Postby Penfold » Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:28 pm

They bring back your favourite flavour of crisps and you gourge youself on them. However, in your rush to eat them, you severely cut your gums on the sharp edges and are unable to continue. Furthermore, due to the cuts, the additives in the flavourings get into your bloodstream, leaving you allergic to all crisps (other than plain).

I wish the bludy trains would run on time!
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Postby mystmoon » Tue Feb 16, 2010 5:54 pm

the trains run on time, unfortunately, since everyone is used to them being late, and since buses to the station still don't run on time, the amount of people missing the train is higher than ever before

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Postby Lady Vetinari » Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:45 pm

Your wish is granted. All satellite channels and TV shows erase any mention of Big Brother from the planet ... unfortunately that brings the return of El Dorado! (A terrible soap that didn't last long for those who don't know!)

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Postby Quark » Wed Feb 17, 2010 8:24 am

However, he heard you can't stand textese and since his name contains a 1 instead of a I, he takes this personally

Technically, putting numbers in a word to replace letters is called 'l33t'. Textese is the stuff like 'LOL, C U AT PRTY L8R?' (Note that the '8' is an abbreviation, not a replacement for a letter).
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Especially the particular kind you really hate!

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Postby captainsmog » Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:20 am

Someone did, but it causes disruptions in the space-time continuum which causes
fish rains (especially herrings rains).

I wish I could teleport myself.
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Postby bikkit » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:03 am

unfortunatley, you can onley teleport to 5,000 m up in the air.


I wish that it woul be illegal to have your i pod so loud that other people (ie.me) can hear that you have NO TASTE WHATSOEVER in music
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Postby Ponder Stibbons » Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:57 am

It is outlawed and in revolt, teenagers take over the local government with their secret weapon known only as sonic hangover. They then play their really lame songs in all supermarkets, shopping centers, public areas and neighbours homes. Beer sales go down and morty's cafe is saved. It doenst matter though, cos all the customers have vanished on account of the atrocious music.
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Postby mystmoon » Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:17 pm

You wished for nothing, negating all existence.

I wish that it would stop snowing
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Postby Lady Vetinari » Sun Feb 21, 2010 8:17 pm

You have your wish ... It has stopped snowing but a freak heatwave hits your area and dries up the water supplies leaving you with an unseasonal hose-pipe ban and strict regulation on water usage.

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