Corrupt-a-wish

[NotRocketSurgery]

You get displaced in time......by three minutes. In those three minutes you somehow,completly accidentally, manage to kill your past self with an elastic band, causing a paradox and everything to happen at once.

*Claps*



I wish I was a jedi.

[unseenu]

Fail you do,into exile you decide you must go

i wish i could turn ashes back into the things they once were by touching them

[NotRocketSurgery]

It all goes swimmingly untilll you visit the world's first and only deadly animal cremation petting zoo and trip.


I wish you had not just lost THE GAME.

[unseenu]

By posing the question it is you who lost the game

I wish I could have one of those dwarven Devices that turns indefinitely

[Ogamis]

Yay! I'm back from my holiday. Hey everyone

Drat, I too lost The Game



You do, but its presence in this reality, going against the laws of thermodynamics, completely messes up space time and causes a universe destroying cataclysm

I wish i was still on holiday, but for free and with wifi access

[author3]

But the wifi access somehow manages to cause a tsunami
I wish I hadn't watched that freaky spider video on youtube

[meerkat]

But you have and are pplagued by nightmeres until one day a spider appears and says would you like to be a spider man. You say yes please but going around with eight legs is very complcated and you get unfortunately webbed by a passing female.

I wish I could live with Meerkats for a week.

[unseenu]

They see you as a threat and are constantly biting and scratching at you

I wish I could make pictures appear on paper by looking and visualising

[Ogamis]

you absent mindedly accidentally create some rather embarissing lurid pictures while demonstrating your skill and are shunned by your family and friends


I wish that someone had come up with a better response to my earlier wish for an extended free holiday with wifi than

"

But the wifi access somehow manages to cause a tsunami

"

(seriously? )

[meerkat]

You do go on holiday with free wifi and all that it entails, unfortunately Greece cannot manage the electricity you need. You cannot get another holiday as Greece has spead(no pun intended) the word and you are banned from all but the South pole where you only get wifi during daylight and it thier winter and due to global warming you only get an hour a day.

I wish I could make my own jewellery and become famous.

[Ogamis]

You do become famous, and are on every tv news report for months. unfortunatly it is because your jewlery turns out to be made using aspestos, trace amounts of explosives, arsenic and blood diamonds. after hundreds of deaths you become the most hated individual on earth and vicious linch mobs surround your house

I wish that my wishes actually came true

[unseenu]

Your backlog of wishes that didn't come true on this thread happen to you at once with all the corruptions

I wish I could have a scene in an upcoming movie as myself

[Ogamis]

You do, but unfortunatly the film is a horror picture, and your part in the film, and therefor what happens to you in real life, is your grizzally murder by having a drill drive through your head while a circular saw cuts off your limbs, all as the actions of a demented producer who wants to turn his art to life after being given a terrible review in the evening star and then seeing you make an insulting post about him on an internet forum


i wish for a global ban on cigarets enforced by all governments and religions

[unseenu]

All books,films and tv shows featuring smoking are destroyed as part of the ban, thats a whole lot of wonderful and important stories gone


I wish I could put on any voice perfectly at will

[Ogamis]

You can, but every time you take a real voice, the person who had that voice looses their ability to speak for ever. Furthermore, you get lost in the billions of voices out there and forget which one is yours. you spend the rest of your life desperatly attempting every single voice you can and muting the population of earth


I wish I had every super power man has ever thought of and published in some sort of media (e.g. tv, comic, etc.) and the ability to turn them off and on at will