WEREWOLF! The Uberwald whodunnit game

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Postby Dotsie » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:04 pm

If I've counted correctly, the number of votes everyone has remaining is as follows:
Kladivo 3 votes
Jan Van Quirm 0 votes
Lady Vetinari 0 votes
Sjoerd3000 1 vote
bikkit 2 votes
poohcarrot 0 votes
CrysaniaMajere 1 vote
thelibrarian 1 vote


Use them or lose them folks, you have seven hours of day phase remaining!
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:38 pm

poohcarrot wrote:My target this game was to pay you back for back-stabbing me last game. Barring a miracle, I've achieved my aim.


So are we even now? :wink:
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:52 pm

Yep! :lol:

When (not if) we have another pact, you now know that I will never break it. And I think I know that you will never break one again.

If you don't think you can stick to the pact rules, don't go into the pact. :P
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Postby Dotsie » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:22 pm

Someone else who has a problem with rules :roll:

Stop making pacts! You cheating cheater, you!
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Fri Dec 04, 2009 2:35 pm

This is better than being in Slytherin :P

(Was gonna say St. Trinian's but only pooh and I would know what that is and I don't really want day-glo paint all over) :twisted:
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Postby Dotsie » Fri Dec 04, 2009 8:31 pm

Sjoerd the biscuit-maker and general all-round nice man shook his head. He was lying face down on a slab, and wherever he was, he couldn't remember getting there.

"Where am I? The last thing I remember was closing the shutters on my stroopwaffel store, when I heard what sounded like an angry mob heading up the street"

Someone walked around the slab. "You're at Castle von Finkelstein. Unfortunately my dear man, you were the target of a lynch mob. But don't worry! Some rummaging from Igor and a jolt or two from me and you're right as rain. By the way, I don't suppose you have any of those biscuits on you? No of course not. Forget I asked."

"And I'm lying face down because...?"

"Well the rope-inflicted injuries were easy enough to sort out, but I'm afraid the pitchfork sticking out from between your shoulder blades is another matter. If I remove it, your arms will fall off. You'll just have to learn to live with it. Or be undead with it. You know what I mean"

Pushing himself stiffly up from the slab, Sjoerd the biscuit-maker threw back his newly bolted-on head and howled like a wounded animal. Outside in the forest, two more howls answered him. Howls that were definitely not made by anything human...
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Postby Dotsie » Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:25 pm

As I'm the narrator and can do what I like :wink: I've decided to end the night phase.

The person who died is..... no-one.

Make of that what you will :P
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:35 pm

So Igor probably protected the right person

muwhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

doctor my brain hurts!!!!! :wink:
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:52 pm

Maybe... or maybe someone failed to show up and make a decision and nasssty Dotsie got bored waiting...? :shock:

OR... Both our cops managed to collar both the killers... What are the odds on that happening....? :lol:

Damn! No that last one can't be right 'cos Lady Margolotta can't protect anyone, only find out who they are and so only Igor's collar can't kill :? :roll: :?:

Bugger... :oops:
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Dec 05, 2009 7:06 pm

I remembered something from the lynching didn´t you lead the mob and cut off my head?????? Yes it was you :shock: and that bloke with the pitchfork laughed the whole time and then drove his pitchfork into my back :shock: I think his name was pooh... something poohcabbage or... poohcarrot! that was his name......
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat Dec 05, 2009 10:34 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:I remembered something from the lynching didn´t you lead the mob and cut off my head?????? Yes it was you :shock: and that bloke with the pitchfork laughed the whole time and then drove his pitchfork into my back :shock: I think his name was pooh... something poohcabbage or... poohcarrot! that was his name......

:roll: Erm... well... yersss. 8)

Sorry about that Sjoerd, but you can't afford to be too fussy when there're 2 hairy, long-fanged killers on the loose. Look at it this way - Wolfgang and Fangua won't fancy you at all now and being undead's not the end of the world is it? :wink: Granted the pitchfork inna back's a bit unwieldy but think of the money you'll save in not having to use the cloakroom when you're out clubbing etc - you can just chuck your jacket over your shoulder! :lol: Anyway - that's nothing to do with me as you already know :P
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:11 pm

:lol: Yes the pitchfork is from that backstabbing (literally :wink: ) Pooh
It's very unwieldy everytime I turn around I knock someone out. And It's impossible to make new biscuits my stroopwaffel shop is just to small now :wink: Maybe I can ask Igor to saw a bit off :P
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Postby Jan Van Quirm » Sat Dec 05, 2009 11:32 pm

That's a good idea! And the girls like a few battle scars on a chap too so milk it for all you're worth mate! :wink:
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Dec 06, 2009 1:21 am

:shock: It's all gone quantum :?

Before I start accusing people, can someone explain to me what are all the different permutations for there not being a corpse? I start to think about it, but then get a headache. :lol:

If Igor and Lady vampire both chose a killer, do the killers still have the ability to kill?

Do the killers take it in turns to kill, or do they nominate someone and either can do the killing?
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:37 am

If you look at Igor.

He can't have protected Lady Vampire because there would have been a dead body.

So either there are two killers and Igor protected the killer's intended victim OR Igor protected the killer him/herself, and Kladivo must be a killer but not posting, so nobody was killed.

So Igor doesn't know if he/she protected a killer or the victim.

Therefore Lady vampire must know someone is either a killer or innocent.
Unless Kladivo is Lady Vampire, then Igor protected the intended victim and we're all back to square one again!

In fact if Kladivo is a killer, the other killer can't know if he was Igored, or if Igor protected his intended victim

Is there anything I've missed?
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