Discworld Convention 2012 Launched

[michelanCello]

Nobody'd notice someone 1,87 cm tall

[Jan Van Quirm]

Blimey! Are you almost as tall as Sjoerd?

You're a good foot taller than me (30 cms)

[Dotsie]

Of course, they're made for each other

[Jan Van Quirm]

I'll need a neck brace come August I think!

[Sjoerd3000]

Maybe we could get you some stilts

[Jan Van Quirm]

But then I'll have to get a longer walking stick... I'll just have to live with the crick in my neck or make sure I only look at you both when you're sitting down

Actually I have this problem most of the time as the housemate's mC's height - but then I don't have to look at him much...

[meerkat]

You could always have one of my longer staffs, Jan. No knobs on the ends though

I'll be bringing the tallest with me to Birmingham anyway.

[Sjoerd3000]

Perfect! I'll arrange some stilts

[meerkat]

Work on the average that my staff is 5 feet long, Sjoerd!

[Sjoerd3000]

Only 5 feet?

[meerkat]

yes, it walks everywhere! I am but a short house, Sjoerd. Make that five and a half feet!

[michelanCello]

Or maybe I'll just be sitting a lot... just to make things for you easier, you know...

[meerkat]

You could trip many a body up with one of my staffs!

[The Mad Collector]

You could trip many a body up with one of my staffs!

You will probably have it confiscated by Ops, anything like that tends to be held by them and only available to you at specific events such as Gala Dinner as it could be seen as a weapon

[meerkat]

I know, I've checked with Karen!

But,..if I have a limp and drag my leg and go "Ow that hurts" every now and again ...