Sorry Dotsie. Its a shame they left it out. I can't remember enough of the story now to do it justice but it consisted of something like a fake book signing for charity, the Brownies running in and tying him up, before attacking him with a rubber chicken. This was all to the bewilderment of the onlookers who had no idea of what was going on.
(Copolymer, eat your heart out.
)
Actually, i'm afraid its really become a
'you had to be there' moment although you might find it worthwhile asking him personally at conference, if you get a chance.

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.