Favourite one liners

[raptornx01]

too many from GLaDOS

I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle... piloting a blimp.

Have I lied to you? [pause] I mean, in this room?

[spideyGirl]

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it infamy.

Best. Line. Ever!

That is a very very good line.

[meerkat]

And beautifully delivered too!

[MongoGutman]

...and I think we have a winner

[meerkat]

[Joolz]

We need to get bigger guns. BIG F***ING GUNS!- Split Second


I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?- Dirty Harry

Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun. — Army of Darkness

[MongoGutman]

"What is it?"
"I don't know, but it's weird and pissed off"

- The Thing - and I've also heard it in another nowhere near as good movie that I can't remember

[Mycroft Vimes]

"When i was in the water back there,i was drowning,my whole life flashed before my eyes...and i wasn't in it!"
Peter Boyle in In God We Tru$t(07.45).

From the same movie(04.45) :
"You can fool some of the people all the time and those are the sons of b*tches we're gonna get."
Andy Kaufman as Armageddon T. Thunderbird.
Last line followed by :
"Now we could have every sinner's balls in our hands,just how much we decide to squeeze them for,will be G.O.D.'s decision."

[Penfold]

"Everyone!" - Gary Oldman's line from Leon (The Professional).

[meerkat]

"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"

( Mort)

[MongoGutman]

"Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves." ~ Oddball

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? " ~ Odball

"And seargeant, all you have to do to earn an equal share of that gold is to crank that turret around and blow a hole in those doors." ~ Kelly

[meerkat]

Quotes by (the gorgeous) Captain Jack Sparrow

Allow me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket...

Don't need you--you scare me. Mr. Gibbs, you can come, Marty--[sees Pintel] Eugh. Mr Cotton... Cotton's parrot, a little iffy, but at least I'll have someone to talk to.

We must fight... to run away. (very Rincewind! )

We are to assume that she is a woman scorned, which fury hell hath no!

Nobody move! I've dropped me brain!

Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!

[Bouncy Castle]

[ goes to prepare bucket of cold water for Meer ]

[meerkat]

Just had some very naughty thoughts!

[Penfold]

I watched "Hanna" last night and loved the, "What did your mum die off?" - "three bullets", scene.