Favourite one liners

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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby raptornx01 » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:25 pm

too many from GLaDOS

I think we can put our differences behind us... for science... you monster

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle... piloting a blimp.

Have I lied to you? [pause] I mean, in this room?
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby spideyGirl » Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:28 pm

Bouncy Castle wrote:Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it infamy.

Best. Line. Ever!


:lol: That is a very very good line.
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:45 pm

And beautifully delivered too! :lol:
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby MongoGutman » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:20 pm

...and I think we have a winner

Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? ~~ Oddball
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Thu Mar 01, 2012 10:34 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Joolz » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:39 pm

We need to get bigger guns. BIG F***ING GUNS!- Split Second


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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby MongoGutman » Thu Mar 01, 2012 11:50 pm

"What is it?"
"I don't know, but it's weird and pissed off"

- The Thing - and I've also heard it in another nowhere near as good movie that I can't remember
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Mycroft Vimes » Sat Mar 03, 2012 11:06 am

"When i was in the water back there,i was drowning,my whole life flashed before my eyes...and i wasn't in it!" :lol:
Peter Boyle in In God We Tru$t(07.45).

From the same movie(04.45) :
"You can fool some of the people all the time and those are the sons of b*tches we're gonna get."
Andy Kaufman as Armageddon T. Thunderbird. :D
Last line followed by :
"Now we could have every sinner's balls in our hands,just how much we decide to squeeze them for,will be G.O.D.'s decision." :mrgreen:
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Penfold » Sat Mar 03, 2012 3:04 pm

"Everyone!" - Gary Oldman's line from Leon (The Professional).
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.


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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:44 pm

"It would seem that you have no useful skill or talent whatsoever," he said. "Have you thought of going into teaching?"

( Mort)
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby MongoGutman » Sun Mar 04, 2012 9:58 pm

"Always with the negative waves Moriarty, always with the negative waves." ~ Oddball

"Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? " ~ Odball

"And seargeant, all you have to do to earn an equal share of that gold is to crank that turret around and blow a hole in those doors." ~ Kelly
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:02 pm

Quotes by (the gorgeous) Captain Jack Sparrow

Allow me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket...

Don't need you--you scare me. Mr. Gibbs, you can come, Marty--[sees Pintel] Eugh. Mr Cotton... Cotton's parrot, a little iffy, but at least I'll have someone to talk to.

We must fight... to run away. (very Rincewind! :D )

We are to assume that she is a woman scorned, which fury hell hath no!

Nobody move! I've dropped me brain!

Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Bouncy Castle » Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:15 pm

Image

[ goes to prepare bucket of cold water for Meer ]
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.

The rest of us are a bit crap.
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:23 pm

Just had some very naughty thoughts! Image
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Penfold » Mon Mar 05, 2012 2:51 pm

I watched "Hanna" last night and loved the, "What did your mum die off?" - "three bullets", scene. :lol:
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