Quotes by (the gorgeous) Captain Jack Sparrow
Allow me to lend a machete to your intellectual thicket...
Don't need you--you scare me. Mr. Gibbs, you can come, Marty--[sees Pintel] Eugh. Mr Cotton... Cotton's parrot, a little iffy, but at least I'll have someone to talk to.
We must fight... to run away. (very Rincewind!
We are to assume that she is a woman scorned, which fury hell hath no!
Nobody move! I've dropped me brain! Drink up, me hearties, yo ho!