Favourite one liners

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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Antiq » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:38 am

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" - Jessica Rabbit.

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." _ Monty Python And The Holy Grail.

"You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Clause!" - A Night At The Opera
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:38 pm

Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl - “You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before”, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby MongoGutman » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:43 pm

"Me? I don't mean anything." - Ford Prefect

"My name is not important." - Slaartibartfast
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? ~~ Oddball
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby spideyGirl » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:56 pm

:lol:

Homer: I wish I had listened to whatever it was you said :D
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Penfold » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:46 am

MongoGutman wrote:"Me? I don't mean anything." - Ford Prefect

"My name is not important." - Slaartibartfast

Or

"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin. :lol:
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Quatermass » Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:11 am

One of the best responses ever in Doctor Who. Ace is hiding from Daleks, but one finds her shortly after destroying her prized tape-deck. It squawks "SMALL HU-MAN FE-MALE SIGH-TED ON LEVEL THREE." Her response, shortly before beating the crap out of the Dalek with an energy-charged baseball bat?


"WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' SMALL?!"

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Is everything you know is wrong!


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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Mycroft Vimes » Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:14 pm

"Yes well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards,that's my policy".
Harry Callahan's was nice,but that one was better,especially with the 'murdered innocence-look' following the mayor's unnecessaryly scornful reply. :D
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:35 pm

Excellent. I love Frank Drebin!
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Catch-up » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:03 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:Clint Eastwood can be pretty good ;)

In Gran Torino: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f*cked with? That's me.

From the Outlaw Josey Wales:
Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.


:lol: Those are great! Haven't seen either of those movies yet.
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Sister Jennifer » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:23 pm

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Quatermass » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:28 pm

Sister Jennifer wrote:Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.


Very deep. You should send that in to Reader's Digest, they have a page for people like you.
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Sister Jennifer » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:24 am

Quatermass wrote:
Sister Jennifer wrote:Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.


Very deep. You should send that in to Reader's Digest, they have a page for people like you.


Nevermind all that. Drink up, the world's about to end.
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Willem » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:32 am

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson, Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendement
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:48 pm

"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."
(Groucho Marx, Duck Soup)
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:50 pm

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it infamy.

Best. Line. Ever!
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