Favourite one liners

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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Antiq » Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:38 am

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way" - Jessica Rabbit.

"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you." _ Monty Python And The Holy Grail.

"You can't fool me! There ain't no Sanity Clause!" - A Night At The Opera
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Mon Feb 27, 2012 4:38 pm

Pirates of the Caribbean, The Curse of the Black Pearl - “You seem somewhat familiar; have I threatened you before”, Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp)
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby MongoGutman » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:43 pm

"Me? I don't mean anything." - Ford Prefect

"My name is not important." - Slaartibartfast
Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change? ~~ Oddball
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby spideyGirl » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:56 pm

:lol:

Homer: I wish I had listened to whatever it was you said :D
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Penfold » Tue Feb 28, 2012 12:46 am

MongoGutman wrote:"Me? I don't mean anything." - Ford Prefect

"My name is not important." - Slaartibartfast

Or

"Life, don't talk to me about life" - Marvin. :lol:
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Quatermass » Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:11 am

One of the best responses ever in Doctor Who. Ace is hiding from Daleks, but one finds her shortly after destroying her prized tape-deck. It squawks "SMALL HU-MAN FE-MALE SIGH-TED ON LEVEL THREE." Her response, shortly before beating the crap out of the Dalek with an energy-charged baseball bat?


"WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' SMALL?!"

"What have you been doing since you stole that antique TARDIS of yours, since you first landed on Skaro? Shouting 'Look at me!!! I'm not fighting a war!', while you battle the Daleks all the way through space and time."

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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Mycroft Vimes » Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:14 pm

"Yes well, when I see 5 weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards,that's my policy".
Harry Callahan's was nice,but that one was better,especially with the 'murdered innocence-look' following the mayor's unnecessaryly scornful reply. :D
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:35 pm

Excellent. I love Frank Drebin!
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Catch-up » Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:03 pm

Sjoerd3000 wrote:Clint Eastwood can be pretty good ;)

In Gran Torino: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f*cked with? That's me.

From the Outlaw Josey Wales:
Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.


:lol: Those are great! Haven't seen either of those movies yet.
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Sister Jennifer » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:23 pm

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Quatermass » Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:28 pm

Sister Jennifer wrote:Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.


Very deep. You should send that in to Reader's Digest, they have a page for people like you.
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Sister Jennifer » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:24 am

Quatermass wrote:
Sister Jennifer wrote:Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.


Very deep. You should send that in to Reader's Digest, they have a page for people like you.


Nevermind all that. Drink up, the world's about to end.
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Willem » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:32 am

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson, Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendement
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby meerkat » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:48 pm

"I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."
(Groucho Marx, Duck Soup)
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Re: Favourite one liners

Postby Bouncy Castle » Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:50 pm

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it infamy.

Best. Line. Ever!
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