Favourite one liners

[Conforumist]

Ginkgo biloba; helps my memory, aaand, I forget what else.

Billy Crystal: Analyze That

Just one that comes to mind.

[meerkat]

Jurrasic Park - on being chased by a T Rex -

Dr Malcom: Do you think they'll put that on the tour?

[Quatermass]

Another Doctor Who one. In one story, Davros has installed himself as a famous doctor, curing all sorts of diseases at a suspended animation repository. In truth, he has turned many of those present into Daleks, and the others he used as a form of protein concentrate to resolve a famine in that part of the galaxy. The Doctor, naturally horrified, asks Davros is he told those who enjoyed his protein concentrate whether they were eating their own dead relatives. Davros' reply is priceless:

Davros: Certainly not! That would have created what I believe is termed 'consumer resistance'.

[meerkat]

Sherlock Holmes (Ben Cumberbatch): ...don't talk out loud; you lower the IQ of the whole street!

[spideyGirl]

All good ones!

Jurassic Park had quite a lot of good lines.

We could just put up the whole scripts to the Life of Brian

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped- Groucho Marx

[MongoGutman]

We could just put up the whole scripts to the Life of Brian

..or Blazing Saddles

Mongo: "Mongo only pawn in game of life."

[MongoGutman]

Dave Lister (Red Dwarf) : "Don't give me any of that Star Trek crap; it's too early in the morning."

[Catch-up]

There were some great lines in The Big Lebowski, but it's been so long since I've seen it. I'll have to watch it again soon.

[meerkat]

Groucho Marx: I opened the door in my pajamas- what a door was doing in my pajamas,I'll never know!

[spideyGirl]

[deldaisy]

I think there is a brilliant one liner in every Dr Who episode ever made.....

And can we even venture NEAR Red Dwarf?....


Lister : Kyrton, go to blue alert
Kyrton : are you sure sir, it means I will have to change the bulb

AND of course........... too many to list for Blackadder... that show was just a compliation of acting around one liners.

[spideyGirl]

With great power comes great responsibility

[Sister Jennifer]

Did someone mention Red Dwarf?

Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

[Quatermass]

Another from Blake's 7:

Avon: (Upon hearing that Blake intends to attack the Terra Nostra, after they betrayed a potential alliance, via their source of the Shadow drug) Oh, yes of course. Law makers, law breakers, let us fight them all. Why not?

[Sjoerd3000]

Clint Eastwood can be pretty good

In Gran Torino: Ever notice how you come across somebody once in a while you shouldn't have f*cked with? That's me.

From the Outlaw Josey Wales:
Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: A man's got to do something for a living these days.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy.