Her husband had died, and after the funeral, the villagers came up to her to give their respects, and to ask if it was still OK for the annual village fete to be held on her land.
"No. You'll have to find somewhere else to stick your maypole".
Classic Lines From TV/Movies
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Classic Lines From TV/Movies
by Bouncy Castle » Tue Aug 09, 2011 10:55 am
I was watching a (recorded) repeat of a Midsomer Murders last night, and Samantha Bond's character came out with a terrific line.
Her husband had died, and after the funeral, the villagers came up to her to give their respects, and to ask if it was still OK for the annual village fete to be held on her land.
"No. You'll have to find somewhere else to stick your maypole".
Her husband had died, and after the funeral, the villagers came up to her to give their respects, and to ask if it was still OK for the annual village fete to be held on her land.
"No. You'll have to find somewhere else to stick your maypole".
Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
The rest of us are a bit crap.
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by Quatermass » Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:10 am
(F**K! Lost my original post. Ah, never mind.)
Samantha Bond was in quite a few Midsomer Murders, wasn't she?
Anyway, here's my first.
Adam: (as they interleave phonebook pages) Does this remind you of when you used to count money for the mob?
Jamie: I was a hitman. I didn't count money.
-Jamie Hyneman kidding around with Adam Savage (or is he?) in Mythbusters.
Samantha Bond was in quite a few Midsomer Murders, wasn't she?
Anyway, here's my first.
Adam: (as they interleave phonebook pages) Does this remind you of when you used to count money for the mob?
Jamie: I was a hitman. I didn't count money.
-Jamie Hyneman kidding around with Adam Savage (or is he?) in Mythbusters.
The Doctor: There's one thing you never put in a trap, if you're smart, if you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow, there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap... Me.
-Doctor Who: The Time of Angels
-Doctor Who: The Time of Angels
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