worst films youve ever seen

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worst films youve ever seen

Postby chris.ph » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:50 pm

now i love crap films and ive got loads including all the leprachaun movies,i dont havent got a particular movie myself for this, oh yes i have sorry just remembered how crap green lantern was :roll: but i would like to know wot the worst films you lot have seen :?: :?: :?: :?:
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Postby Joolz » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:54 pm

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Postby chris.ph » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:58 pm

even george lucas says that was crap :lol:
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Postby Willem » Sun Jun 26, 2011 6:58 pm

Dungeons and Dragons is up there with the worst. What a mess.
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Postby The Mad Collector » Sun Jun 26, 2011 7:58 pm

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians. Pia Zadora's first and unfortunately not last film. It's pretty dreadful

See the whole movie here if you dare :wink:
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Postby Sjoerd3000 » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:09 pm

Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on.
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Postby Tonyblack » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:10 pm

Theworst movie I have ever seen was the B movie in a double feature. It was so awful that I sat there stunned and couldn't believe what tripe it was. :shock:

It had the potential to be a good film - there were great songs in it and some really good stars.

The film was Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band starring Peter Frampton and the Bee Gees.

What a crock of poo! :lol:
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Postby Tiffany » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:23 pm

This one was pretty bad too, but again the music & the songs were good. :lol:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Give_My_Re ... reet_(film)
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Postby Joolz » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:25 pm

Cheers Tiff I'd blocked that trip to the flicks from my memory :lol:
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Postby LilMaibe » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:30 pm

Agreeing with Sjoerd and adding LXG (league of extraordinary gentlemen) to the list. Dudes, you had a GRAPHIC NOVEL that doubled as a full fledged script AND a storyboard. How the heck could you go SO Massvely wrong :evil:
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Postby Tiffany » Sun Jun 26, 2011 8:56 pm

Joolz wrote:Cheers Tiff I'd blocked that trip to the flicks from my memory :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby poohcarrot » Sun Jun 26, 2011 10:38 pm

The Exorcist II - total pants! :D
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Postby spideyGirl » Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:08 am

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Postby Dotsie » Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:36 am

Parting Shots. We went with Mr Dotsie's brother - it was the only one we hadn't seen, so despite the fact it was directed by Michael Winner we gave it a go.

Mr Dotsie's brother refused to walk out because he'd paid for it, so we stayed till the end. Still haven't forgiven him :lol:

The Lover was pretty bad too - really boring.
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Postby pip » Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:53 am

Remember booing existenz in the cinema . utter crap.
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