Read in today's National Enquirer (so it must be true!!) that Ted Danson is getting $500,000 per episode for CSI.
Apparently, he beat Tony "Monk" Shalhoub, Robin "Mork" Williams, and John "Third Rock from the Sun" Lithgow to the part.
Really? Robin Williams? I can see John Lithgow in the part, but not Robin Williams.
Can't actually see Tony S. as anything but Monk now!

Some are born great, some achieve greatness and some have greatness thrust upon them.
The rest of us are a bit crap.