EW Honours April Fools Day

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EW Honours April Fools Day

Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:52 am

Been a bit slow lately aside from the Mad Men drama. So in honor of April Fools Day, below is our prayer to the TV gods: A dirty dozen of online traffic-boosting headlines we’d like to see:

– Lost prequel announced: Peninsula-set reboot to explain everything

– NBC reveals shocking new The Office boss: Dave Chappelle!

– Fox: “We screwed up, let’s bring back Firefly“

– The Glee and Grey’s Anatomy crossover wedding: Yes, it’s happening!

– Farscape resumes production

– Mitch Hurwitz: “There is no Arrested Development movie, we’ve totally been f—ing with you”

– Axe body spray blamed in tragic Jersey Shore nightclub fire: Will cast appear on TV again?

– Surprise! Syfy changes name back to Sci Fi Channel

– Nielsen rocked by payola scandal: Fringe and Chuck are actually TV’s most-watched shows

– HBO, Showtime abandon pay TV model: All shows now free

– Josh Holloway cast as Han Solo in Star Wars live-action TV series

– Charlie Sheen fired from Two and a Half Men after declaring himself a Vatican Assassin Warlock in crazy radio rants— oh, wait…




:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby deldaisy » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:58 am

Dr Who new series opens with shock episode!!!

Matt Smith as Dr Who was all just a crazy dream.... David Tennant returns in the central role.
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Postby Tonyblack » Fri Apr 01, 2011 10:59 am

I didn't even understand most of those. :lol:
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:01 am

deldaisy wrote:Dr Who new series opens with shock episode!!!

Matt Smith as Dr Who was all just a crazy dream.... David Tennant returns in the central role.



He can't come back - he's too busy changing sh*tty nappies!!
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Postby pip » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:04 am

Good list Bouncy. You should run a production company :lol:
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Postby deldaisy » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:10 am

Bouncy Castle wrote:
deldaisy wrote:Dr Who new series opens with shock episode!!!

Matt Smith as Dr Who was all just a crazy dream.... David Tennant returns in the central role.



He can't come back - he's too busy changing sh*tty nappies!!


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: WHAT??????????
Not only did he MARRY her... he had "relations of a sexual nature with her" that resulted in a BABY??????????????????

:shock: :shock: :shock: OMG! When did they have a baby!!!!!!!
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:29 am

Tonyblack wrote:I didn't even understand most of those. :lol:


I didn't understand any of those! :?
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Postby poohcarrot » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:31 am

No, I lied. I understood the last one only. :lol:
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Postby WannabeAngua » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:34 am

deldaisy wrote:Dr Who new series opens with shock episode!!!

Matt Smith as Dr Who was all just a crazy dream.... David Tennant returns in the central role.


That would be lovely though *sigh*
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:40 am

I can just about cope with Matt Smith (though having DT back would be lovely), but would be quite content if they dropped Amy Pond out of the Tardis half way across the universe, and didn't go back to rescue her.
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:42 am

pip wrote:Good list Bouncy. You should run a production company :lol:


It's taken years of arduous training to perfect the art of copy and paste!
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Postby pip » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:43 am

Very important job skill :lol:
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Postby Bouncy Castle » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:45 am

I think so!
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Postby deldaisy » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:47 am

Bouncy Castle wrote:
pip wrote:Good list Bouncy. You should run a production company :lol:


It's taken years of arduous training to perfect the art of copy and paste!


and always remembering to put the lid on the glue pot! Thats important!
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Postby WannabeAngua » Fri Apr 01, 2011 11:49 am

Bouncy Castle wrote:I can just about cope with Matt Smith (though having DT back would be lovely), but would be quite content if they dropped Amy Pond out of the Tardis half way across the universe, and didn't go back to rescue her.


You wicked thing you :twisted:

But honestly, The Doctor can do about anything - why can't he, just for once, re-regenerate into an earlier version?
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