Most 'fragrant' squat toilet ever (with ceramics) was in Heraklion Bus Station (Crete) - it was market day and much raki had flowed so as I 'had to' I did - else my kidneys would've burst...
Most fragrant 'indoors' toilet ever (without ceramics) was in Namanga, Kenya - a 'long drop' hole in the ground (sort of like Granny Weatherwax has except they'd forgotten to move the 'little hut' around for like 2 years so it wasn't a long drop so much as a slight bump on the ground...
) I wouldn't have minded so much but the cockroaches and hunter spiders were so bloody rude and kept staring at me...
I had expected more de luxe facilities as this was next door to a rather bijou roundhouse drinking den that some local wag had dubbed The Namanga Hilton
- lovely sign it had - bit of cardboard with felt-tip lettering that just oozed style. We don't know we're born in the West really
Oh yeah - quotes
Spaceballs the Movie...
Dark Helmet - What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?
Visual - bumper sticker on Lone Star's Winnebago - I <3 Uranus
In desert - Lone Star/Mog - Water Water!
Dot Matrix (robot) - Oil! Oil!
Princess Whatevershewascalled - Room Service! Room Service!
And many more...... I <3 Mel Brooks